Bathroom Quotes - Page 2

Having two bathrooms ruined the capacity to co-operate.

There's a lot involved in going to the bathroom for women.

There are two things that Jack Bauer never does. Show mercy, and go to the bathroom.

Rude staff, bad lighting, and dirty bathrooms are all signs of a bad restaurant and a good reason to leave a restaurant!

At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom.

We had a one bedroom, one bathroom, one closet apartment with four girls.

[about the Hotel Marmont on Sunset Blvd., a piece of Hollywood history] I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel.

I think allowing yourself to cry on the bathroom floor is FEARLESS.

When you sit down to write, write. Don't do anything else except go to the bathroom, and only do that if it absolutely cannot be put off.

In high school I was an outcast I wasn't cool to hang out with. I ate my lunch in a bathroom stall because that was the one place I could go where I wouldn't been seen.

I have been married for 58 years to the same woman. Our secret? Separate bathrooms.

I'm no interior decorator, but just I have a feeling that plastic plants in the bathroom... probably not a good idea.

A bathroom should be sterile and beautiful and functional. It should exude Japanese-style purity.

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

Most public bathrooms now have automatic toilet sensors. People can't even be trusted to flush.

I don't like to go out to clubs, because I find myself seeing remnants of drugs in the bathroom.

Through the small tall bathroom window the December yard is gray and scratchy, the tree calligraphic.

Hamlet at 70: "To sleep, perchance to dream. To awaken, perchance to go to the bathroom."

As a general guideline, never marry anyone that you can't picture helping you go to the bathroom.

In any relationship there are certain doors that should never be opened. The bathroom door, for example.

Use only things you find around the bathroom to create something. Extra credit: make it in the bathroom!

I can't go to the cinema. I go to the bathroom in a petrol station and people come in there for autographs. It's tough but I knew that was going to be the case.

What is it with you and girls’ bathrooms?

After about 25 fights you don't always have to keep going to the bathroom before the fight.

(I have) a wide stance when going to the bathroom.