Beard Quotes - Page 3

Homo sapiens are the only mammals who intentionally hold Beard Of Bees competitions.

i thrive best hermit style. with a beard and a pipe.

Notwithstanding my experiments with electricity the thunderbolt continues to fall under our noses and beards; and as for the tyrant, there are a million of us still engaged at snatching away his sceptre.

If you had half as much brains as you have beard, you would have looked before you leaped.

If I were a woman I would kiss as many of you as had beards that pleased me, complexions that liked me and breaths that I defied not

Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge.

Well, you didn't design your beard too well, did you?

Once I graduated that's when I grew my 'infamous' beard. I trim it every once in awhile but that's about it.

I hope people think of me as a bit older. I do have a beard. That makes me look very old.

Is that a beard, or is Niedermayer eating a muskrat?

There is great truth in Alphonse Karr's remark that modern men are ugly because they do not wear their beards.

You can't grow a beard if you shave

I shave my head & shape my beard myself

The scruffier your beard, the sharper you need to dress.

all skinny guys with beards are jerks

When I reach puberty I'm definitely going to grow a beard.

Jargon is part ceremonial robe, part false beard.

Beware of long arguments and long beards.

The beard, being a half-mask, should be forbidden by the police - It is, moreover, as a sexual symbol in the middle of the face, obscene: that is why it pleases women.

I just could just shave my beard, and nobody would recognize me. Although I look like Jodie Foster.

Reptilian green the wrinkled throat, Green as a bough of yew the beard; He bent his head, and so I smote

QUINCE Francis Flute, the bellows-mender. FLUTE Here, Peter Quince. QUINCE Flute, you must take Thisby on you. FLUTE What is Thisby? a wandering knight? QUINCE It is the lady that Pyramus must love. FLUTE Nay, faith, let me not play a woman; I have a beard coming.

You always notice a facelift on a woman. It's a tightness around the ears, and the scar is usually inside the ears. If I suspect it's been done, I usually move around until I can see it. But with a man, it actually pulls your beard and your sideburns back, and that's what's so strange.

He's got himself, and he's got a beard. That's all Chris Jericho needs.

Beards in olden times, were the emblems of wisdom and piety.