Beard Quotes - Page 2

I was at Live Aid the original, looking like Rolf Harris for some reason. I had a really long beard that day for some reason.

Maybe! Maybe! Maybe if your aunt had a beard, she'd be your uncle.

If any of my characters require me to blacken my beard I do it, otherwise I don't.

Peter Beard is one of those people I've known a long time. We have an affinity. We share certain values.

I love how people walk around with crucifixes, skullcaps, pointy hats, funny beards and then say 'you should keep your atheism to yourself.'

All the power is with the sex that wears the beard.

I myself had to grow a longer beard and Afghan clothes. I was in danger of being kidnapped by smugglers, though I didn't know it at the time.

My beard towards heaven, I feel my nape support / The back of my head, I grow the breast of a harpy / And my brush as it drips continually / Upon my face, makes it a gorgeous floor.

I'm obsessed with beards. First of all, beards make you look like more of an animal. Second, I kind of like biting beards; it's a pastime of mine. And when I make out with a dude who has a beard - who are the only kinds of dudes I make out with - then my glitter gets stuck in their beards, and then no other chick will make out with them for at least three days.

Sometimes I have a beard, sometimes I don't, and I'm not very good at maintaining it. I've got an agreement with my life coach and guru that I don't touch it from now on.

To grow a philosopher's beard.

It is almost impossible to carry the torch of truth through a crowd without singeing somebody's beard.

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

I see the beard and cloak, but I don't yet see a philosopher. -Video barbam et pallium; philosophum nondum video

He that hath a beard is more than a youth, and he that hath no beard is less than a man. He that is more than a youth is not for me, and he that is less than a man, I am not for him.

My beard grows down to my toes, I never wears no clothes, I wraps my hair Around my bare, And down the road I goes.

See the gold sunshine patching, And streaming and streaking across The gray-green oaks; and catching, By its soft brown beard, the moss.

There are two kinds of individuals on Planet Earth who do not have beards - women and youth.

Dishonor is like the Aaron's Beard in the hedgerows; it can only poison if it be plucked.

At NIH, what tends to happen is that the proven researchers tend to get the money. New researchers, younger researchers, or people on the cutting edge don't get the money until they have gray beards.

If you have any shame, forbear to pluck the beard of a dead lion.

Do not pluck the beard of a dead lion. [Lat., Noli Barbam vellere mortuo leoni.]

If I have one more facelift I'll have a beard!

Having a beard is a good way to make your face more susceptible to velcro.

I'm not gonna be able to grow a beard. I've realized my limitations as a human.