Beard Quotes - Page 4

Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one.

I hadn't intended to end up there. I meant to be a serious actor with a beard who wore a lot of black and wanted to share his misery with you.

I'm going to go with ZZ Top -- they're my faves . . . because of the whole thing that they do with the guitars and the old Father Time beards.

Over his own dark Cealdish beard. "Nothing like your marvelous facebear.

If the beard gives a modifier to seduction, I'm guessing it's not a positive one.

On my Instagram, lots of people tag me in photos of just dudes with beards and they're like, "Oh my god, I met Chet Faker" and I'm like, "That doesn't even look like me." I feel like I'm experiencing beardism or something.

A beard is something that is almost like a mirror to the viewer. When someone sees you wearing a beard, they're seeing something in their own imagination because it's still me whether I'm bearded or not.

[After being corrected by a grammarian for using the feminine pronoun instead of the pseudogeneric masculine:] As you please, but for my part, if I were to express myself so, I should fancy I had a beard.

Rosie get off your desk, and please put your beard away.

There he is, tall, tanned, Italian, sophisticated. So what do you do?" I said, "Er, leap on him and snog him within an inch of his life? Taking care not to strangle myself on his false beard, or disturb his banana.

Grizzly Adams did have a beard.

First of all, I wish I could grow a beard.

Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.

Tim [Omundson] is just so wonderfully delicious. He has the sexiest beard on television. He's such a fabulous actor, and a great character.

They were bullyin' him, Hermione, 'cause he's so small!" said Hagrid. "Small?" said Hermione. "Small?" "Hermione, I couldn't leave him," said Hagrid, tears now trickling down his bruised face into his beard. "See -- he's my brother!

Merlin’s beard, what is Xenophilius Lovegood wearing? He looks like an omelet.

Charles Beard warned us that governments-inc luding the government of the United States-are not neutral, that they represent the dominant economic interests, and that their Constitutions are intended to serve these interests.

I like having a beard. My beard changes my face shape and allows me to see in it family members who I love and can't see otherwise.

How can a young man like to wear a beard?

I think my beard (in 'Drag Me To Hell') is getting a better IMDb rating than I am.

By the power of Steven Wright's Beard!

I have a beard. Just not on my face.

I like Fidel Castro and his beard.

Come on, man, I got a full beard!

You can't do comedy with a beard.