Bed Quotes - Page 25

Don't get married to an actress, because they're also actresses in bed.

Radical conservatives want to police bedrooms.

Scots, wha hae wi' Wallace bled, Scots, wham Bruce has aften led, Welcome to your gory bed, Or to victory! Now 's the day and now 's the hour; See the front o' battle lour.

It’s hard to make up your bed while you’re still sleeping in it. Hard to make up your mind for the same reason.

I'm fortunate that I'm employed. And if you're in show business, of course, every night you go to bed and go, oh my god, tomorrow I'll never, ever work again.

Love is a fever which marriage puts to bed and cures.

With the casino and the beds, our passengers will have at least two ways to get lucky on one of our flights.

Demons are like obedient dogs; they come when they are called.

You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight.

Resurrection, like politics, makes strange bedfellows.

Obedience indeed is only the pitiful and cowardly egotism of him who thinks that he can do something better than reason.

What moron said that knowledge is power? Knowledge is power only if it doesn't depress you so much that it leaves you in an immobile heap at the end of your bed.

Life is a sandwich of activity between two periods of bed-wetting.

We are all kitsch on our deathbeds.

If obedience is the result of the instinct of the masses, revolt is the result of their thought.

No man can be really free in bed with a woman who is not.

A man who farts in bed . . . is a man who loves life.

I got a king-sized bed. I don't know any kings, but if one came over, I guess he'd be comfortable.

How can I be expected to love someone who tries such crude manipulations as bringing me breakfast in bed?

Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise.

This city belongs to ghosts, to murderers, to sleepwalkers. Where are you, in what bed, in what dream?

I think predictability has become the rule and I'm completely the opposite -- I like spectators to be disturbed.

The severest prosecutions have never been followed by revelations changing a divine law, obedience to which brought imprisonment or martyrdom. Though I go to prison, God will not change his law of celestial marriage.

I don't dare start thinking in the morning. I don't dare start thinking in the morning. If I thought thoughts in bed, Them thoughts would bust my head-- So I don't dare start thinking in the morning.

Well, it so happens that I have had a spinal curvature since I was about thirteen and every once in a while that has given me some trouble, and at that time it began to kick up again. and occasionally I have to get into bed and nurse a severe backache.