Bed Quotes - Page 23

I've never laughed a woman into bed, but I've laughed one out of bed many times.

If you take steroids, you have to pay the price. They can kill you; there are no shortcuts. It's like going to bed with a rattlesnake, it's got to get you.

They call it 'surfing' the net. It's not surfing. It's typing in your bedroom

I hope you're pleased with yourselves. We could all have been killed - or worse, expelled. Now if you don't mind, I'm going to bed.

Obedience, as it regards the social relations, the rules of society, and the laws of nature and nature's God, should commence at the cradle and end only at the tomb.

I'm very disturbed by violence against women when it is violence.

I guess he wanted to see a little more sexual activity because in real life, in bed I think less is more and let the woman come to me. Frankly, I don't even need a woman there.

Obedience to truth known, is the king's highway to that which is still beyond us.

Let the ground of all thy religious actions be obedience; examine not why it is commanded, but observe it because it is commanded. True obedience neither procrastinates nor questions.

Jane Austen: Getting into her books is like getting in bed with a cadaver. Something vital is lacking; namely, life.

Skepticism is history's bedfellow.

I think men are afraid to say that they would love to have Michelle Obama in their bed, but they think it.

Unless he obeys, a man cannot believe.

You can only learn what obedience is by obeying

Right now someone out there is struggling and starting to panic because they can't get out of a tempurpedic bed.

Somewhere, there's someone who's masturbation ritual ends with them setting up ventriloquist dummies facing the bed. I mean, someone else.

Imagine what might happen if women emerged from their labor beds with a renewed sense of the strength and power of their bodies, and of their capacity for ecstasy through giving birth

I tape my list of goals, both large and small, above my bed so I can see them when I wake up. This holds me accountable.

Life is a hospital in which every patient is possessed by a desire to change his bed.

I would climb on roofs and jump off using my parents' bed sheet, hoping it would open like a parachute. I was always getting hurt, breaking a leg, you know, bruising, cracking my head open.

You remember some bedrooms you have slept in. There are bedrooms you like to remember and others you would like to forget.

The one who is happy can never get too early out of bed.

Obedience is the key that opens every door.

If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?

Blustery cold days should be spend propped up in bed with a mug of hot chocolate and a pile of comic books.