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The role of the schoolmaster is to collect little plastic lumps of human dough from private households and shape them on the social kneading board.

The role of the schoolmaster is to collect little plastic lumps of human dough from private households and shape them on the social kneading board.

Edward Alsworth Ross (2009). “Social Control: A Survey of the Foundations of Order”, p.168, Transaction Publishers

I board with a poor Scotchman: his wife can talk scarce any English.

David BRAINERD, Horatius Bonar (1858). “The Life of David Brainerd ... chiefly taken from his own diary, and other private writings. By Jonathan Edwards. With preface, by the Rev. Horatius Bonar”, p.32

I thought about making biscuits, but there seemed to be more than enough calories on board.

Charlaine Harris (2009). “Sookie Stackhouse 8-copy Boxed Set”, p.2107, Penguin

One of the saddest sights to me has always been a human at a keyboard doing something by hand that could be automated. It's sad but hilarious.

Boris Beizer (1995). “Black-Box Testing: Techniques for Functional Testing of Software and Systems”, Wiley

Sometimes I just hit the keyboard in a way I'd like the rhythm of the tracks to sound.

"Eponymous Rex". Interview with Marc Weidenbaum, disquiet.com. April 15, 1997.

Whenever you see a board up with "Trespassers will be prosecuted," trespass at once.

Virginia Woolf (1992). “A woman's essays: selected essays, volume one”