Mary Quotes

My friends keep telling me I'm doing it with Mary Palmer. That's not true - I'm too busy masturbating to meet anyone new.

Pray, love, remember: and there is pansies, that's for thoughts.

I can't do some of the songs that younger girls like Mary J. Blige and Beyonce are doing. They have their own place and I have my own place.

There's rosemary, that's for remembrance. Pray you, love, remember.

If you have the courage to imitate Mary Magdalene in her sins, have the courage to imitate her penance!

I divide my time between Columbia, Maryland, and Lagos, Nigeria.

Mary seeks for those who approach her devoutly and with reverence, for such she loves, nourishes, and adopts as her children.

Would that everyone might know that I would be already damned if it were not for Mary!

Through a woman [Eve] a curse fell upon the earth; through a woman [Mary] as well there returned to the earth a blessing.

Mary obtains salvation for all who have recourse to her. Oh! If all sinners had recourse to Mary, who would ever be lost? ... He who is protected by her will be saved; he who is not will be lost.

O Mary, you give assistance to everyone endeavoring to rise to God!

Mary is the lily in God's garden.

Had there not been a Mary Todd, there would not have been an Abraham Lincoln. She found him when he was a young lawyer and really a bumpkin. No one knew of him, but she recognized his brilliance.

I love marijuana - Mary Jane - and you can print that! I smoke it every day and it's the greatest thing since ice cream and I'm not afraid to say it.

If President Nixon's secretary, Rosemary Woods, had been Moses' secretary, there would only be eight commandments.

The veneration of Mary is inscribed in the very depths of the human heart

A true servant of Mary cannot be lost.

At Cana, [Mary] gave Him as a Savior to sinners; on the Cross He gave her as a refuge to sinners.

Through Mary, we come to her Son more easily.

However great a sinner may have been, if he shows himself devout to Mary he will never perish.

Mistress Mary Quite Contrary

I ain't Mary, so ain't a damn thing Poppin'.

The pious and learned Jesuit, Suarez, Justus Lipsius, a devout and erudite theologian of Louvain, and many others have proved incontestably that devotion to our Blessed Lady is necessary to attain salvation.

A summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us, we won, let's eat!

Let us learn from the Virgin Mary how to be bolder in obeying the word of God.