Bottles Quotes - Page 3

You know, you really can't beat a household commodity - the ketchup bottle on the kitchen table.

I would happily die with a bottle of white Burgundy in my mouth.

A shot of brandy can save your life, but a bottle of brandy can kill you.

Got no place to go, but there's a girl waitin' for me down in Mexico. She got a bottle of tequila, a bottle of gin, and if I bring a little music, I could fit right in.

That buck that bought a bottle could have struck the lotto

Truth, which is important to a scholar, has to be concrete. And there is nothing more concrete than dealing with babies, burps and bottles, frogs and mud.

Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.

We should not be confident in our ability to keep a super-intelligent genie locked up in its bottle forever.

I think when you put sex and spirituality in the same bottle and shake it up, bad things happen.

Left me here to cry alone with a bottle of juice and pork chop bone.

When done right, music should breathe, be alive. It's not about getting it perfect, it's about capturing lightning in a bottle.

Jazz was born out of the whiskey bottle, was raised on marijiana, and will expire on cocaine.

The morality code that remains after the religion that produced it is rejected is like the perfume that lingers in an empty bottle.

My family was a bunch of drunks. When I was six I came up missing, they put my picture on a bottle of scotch.

I can no more think of my own life without thinking of wine and wines and where they grew for me and why I drank them when I did and why I picked the grapes and where I opened the oldest procurable bottles, and all that, than I can remember living before I breathed.

What is your aim in philosophy? To show the fly the way out of the fly-bottle.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

You know a little drink now and then never hurt nobody, but when you can't git started without asking the bottle, you in trouble.

When I sit down to write, I just let the goose out of the bottle.

..."I can always stuff you back in the bottle and shove a tampon in the top instead of a stopper, and all the other Djinn will point and laugh-

I want to be a poet. I don't want to talk about genies in bottles anymore.

If you can't do something willingly and joyfully, then don't do it. If you give up drinking, don't go moaning about it; go back on the bottle. Do. As. Thou. Wilt.

Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.

You might be a redneck if...Your only condiment on the dining room table is the economy size bottle of ketchup.

Give me a glazed doughnut, and a bottle of anything... to go!