Certificates Quotes

Peace is a certificate you get in the grave.

A certificate of live birth is not the same thing by any stretch of the imagination as a birth certificate.

How many McDonald's gift certificates would it take to sway a lot of Americans to pledge to never publicly criticize the U.S, President?

Vickie Lynn Hogan is my birth certificate's name.

Every photograph is a certificate of presence.

No one has ever asked to see my degree certificate.

I'm not saying my mother didn't like me, but she kept looking for loopholes in my birth certificate.

Bonds are guaranteed certificates of confiscation

Suicide is what the death certificate says when one dies of depression.

I've never won many awards, I didn't get certificates for swimming or anything.

Obama is the closest thing to a Latino that we have. Barack. Everybody wants to see his birth certificate too.

My stepmother sold my birth certificate and someone asked why I didn't buy it back. I don't know, really. I just couldn't bring myself to do it. It was mine. It cost me nothing and suddenly I had to buy it back.

A verbal threat is the most authentic certificate of impotence.

I told her I knew when I was going to die because my birth certificate had an expiration date on it.

Every sect is a certificate that God has not plainly revealed his will to man. To each reader the Bible conveys a different meaning.

Did you see my ninja move?That was fast, right?" "You are not a ninja, Shane." "I've watched all the movies. I just haven't gotten the certificate from the correspondence course yet.