Checks Quotes - Page 5

How do you tell if something's alive? You check for breathing.

The thing that I love, especially after sound check, is when I'm in that stadium alone. It's complete silence. I love that.

Check your spiritual birth certificate, you were made in the mighty image of God.

I'm 37 years old and don't have a steady paycheck.

Well, check this out. Mine is bigger.

When it comes right down to it, someone else may be signing your paycheck but you are the person who fills in the amount.

You have to be very careful with who you do business. It's like a marriage. Do your research and check references.

Should check the Internet and make sure everything on there is correct.

If you want to be taken seriously, always check your fly.

Women should have the same rights and respect and paychecks and everything, you know, they're human beings.

In addition to comedy, I'm a writer. I write checks. They're not very good.

I tell jokes for a check; I'm on TV for a check.

First trust your eyes... then check by rules. Many times something else is happening, and the rules will not apply.

Did you ever figure to be living in a time when your check is good, but the bank bounces?

You better check your playlist. Because you are on the wrong track.

You should be a hero to yourself. And if you're not... check it out.

[My favorite scientist] Michio Kaku. He deals with wormholes. Check him out. He's great.

I would have to say the best was when my mom formed a company for me. I write out all of the checks for my performance business. I get to see the money I make and how much it takes to do what I do.

You don't pay taxes; they take them from your check. That's not a payment - that's a 'jack.

Jimmy Lee Baylis was a wise man, and knew better than to talk back to the man who signed his paycheck.

If I thought the Lord was speaking to me I'd check myself into Bellevue, and I think you should too.

This is definitely a reality check for us, we've just got to learn from this and move on.

Money isn't always the best motivator. If you leave a $50 check after dinner with friends, you don't increase the probability of being invited back.

I did not think I would see the day when, you know, an AIG would not be able to have its checks clear.

I simply seem to drift. But I sort of allow the drift, because it has a kind of check - it forces me to work harder at what I'm interested in.