Cookies Quotes - Page 3

I don't get sent anything strange like underwear. I get sent cookies.

It’s like he has this power over me—like I have an eating disorder and he’s a package of Oreo Double Stuff cookies.

College is the grinding machine of the Mathematical Establishment, a conveyor belt that takes individuals from one cookie cutter to another so that the product comes within tight control limits out of the assembly line.

Relax, she’s not really converting. (Acheron) Look at her! She’s not exactly baking cookies! (Xypher)

I'd rather take risks than make something that's cookie cutter.

Everything is exactly as it is for a reason. The crumb on your table is no mystical reminder of this morning's cookie, it is there because you have chosen not to remove it. No exceptions.

There's an oatmeal cookie in there. I see no reason for the existence of oatmeal, particularly in cookies.

Many who would not take the last cookie would take the last lifeboat.

There aren't enough cookies in the world to make you feel loved and whole.

Warning: fortune cookies don't care what happens to you.

Selling cookies helped me to realize that you needed to have a certain way to communicate with people. You also needed business skills. You knew you needed to sell a certain amount of boxes, so that gave me some business sense.

Hey, ah, does anyone want a cookie or something? Oh yeah. A cookie. That would make everything better. Dunked in a shot of tequila , maybe? Or better yet, just the bottle? Yeah, that ought to do it.

Everyone just needs to stop fighting and have a cookie.

I eat a lot of ice cream, chocolate, and cookies, and I drink rosé champagne.

Life is like a box of cookies.

If you're craving oatmeal cookies, apple sauce won't do.

I love watching keep-fit videos while munching chocolate chip cookies.

Women should feel more liberated to say you know what? I can't bake the cookies for the school bake sale because I just don't have the time. Or I'm really sorry, but I can't do this at work because I've got too much else going on this week. We have to be more up front in saying no, for lack of a better word, and then modeling that for others.

―You realize I can hear you without the annoying intercom. Cookie and I both leaned forward and looked at each other through the doorway. ―But this is more fun, I said. ―More Star Trekkie.

Racism should never have happened and so you don't get a cookie for reducing it.

Girls Scouts taught me to succeed (cookie selling) and to fail (knot tying) and to learn and benefit from both.

Did I mention I've finally decided on a nickname for you?" "I didn't know you were looking." Well, I've given the matter some serious thought." "And what have you come up with?" "Cookie," I anounced proudly. Xavier scrunched up his face. "No way." "You don't like it? What about Bumblebee?" "Worse." "Snookie-Wookie?" "Do you have any cyanide?" "Well, some of us are just a bit hard to please.

People have got to learn: if they don't have cookies in the cookie jar, they can't eat cookies.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

I've become a pretty tough cookie after having a divorce. I think that I've persevered through a lot of talk.