Cookies Quotes - Page 6

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

Cookies at both of them. The cookies are probably better at Letterman though.

I understand that coffee and cigarettes are cool, fashionable and all that. But agree the tea with cookies still taste better.

I see you looking at my cookies,' my father said to Morelli. 'Don't even think about it. Go get your own cookies.

What are you doing here?” [ndr prison] Selling Girl Scout cookies,” I said. “Want some? The Samoas are terrific.” (Max II to Max)

In a manner of speaking. As we intend for you to found a dynasty. And that dynasty will rule society until it has progressed enough to-" "Overthrow the dynasty in a revolutionary, blood filled coup!" Iggy said eagerly. We all looked at him. "Just saying." He sheepishly took a bite of cookie.

I’d still be nice to you if you were ugly.” “Okay.” A wicked grin slipped over his full lips. He bent his head down and whispered, “I just wouldn’t offer you any cookies.

It was a cookie, not a crack pipe.

Cookie for you. Cookie for me.

I looked at the canine companion. “Me cookies. You stay.

Nobody ever died of being shot by a cookie.

The day I saw my mom eating the Santa cookies on the plate was one of the most horrific days of my life.

It shall be my pleasure to remedy it. First, it is not your strength or your speed that draws me. It's your...everything. Your laugh, your wit, your emotions and the way they change. Your courage, your sweetness, your near obsessive delight in cookies. Second, you are indeed a prize. You've made me want what no one else ever had. A communion of bodies." -Zacharel to Annabelle

Every time you have a carrot instead of a cookie, every time you go to the gym instead of going to the movies, that's a costly investment in your health. But how much you want to invest is going to depend on how much longer you expect to live in the future, even if you don't make those investments.

Happiness isn't a fortune in a cookie. It's deeper, wider, funnier, and more transporting than that.

I was really freaked out when I heard that Cookie Monster was going to be changed to Veggie Monster, but that turned out to be a lie.

I love Pinterest, so I got a little inspiration from there - I'm obsessed with cookies.

Why are there not positive mysteries? It's always who stole the diamond, or who killed the butler? How about... who made cookies, somebody cleaned my room.

We knew we loved making cookies and every time we did, we made people happy. That was our business plan.

Funny, how one good cookie could calm the mind and even elevate a troubled soul.

My prodding me didn't elicit a reaction. His unseeing eyes stared straight through me. Which was odd. He'd seemed so sane huddled in Cookie's trunk.

This is like a cookie, it tastes like a cookie having sex with a doughnut.

The common man prays, 'I want a cookie right now!' And God responds, 'If you'd listen to what I say, tomorrow it will bring you 100 cookies.

I wanted always to appear strong and in control . . . .Then the cookie began to crumble.

I just don't know how to write a love letter. What can you say to a girl that shows you really like her?" "How about, enclosed please find a cookie?