Cowboy Quotes - Page 2

It's a lot like nuts and bolts - if the rider's nuts, the horse bolts!

If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked, and dry cleaners depressed?

I don't walk around with a cowboy hat. I did get a tattoo that says 'cowboy' that's a bit of an over-compensation, probably.

I couldn't do country, with all due respect to all country music artists. My parents dressed me up with a cowboy hat and we'd go to the rodeo when I was younger and it traumatized me for life.

Funny how women are ashamed of their inner fairy whereas men are forever proudly displaying their inner cowboy or fireman

You can't tell how good a man or a watermelon is 'til they get thumped.

I'll tell you what - if you attend a Cowboy-Redskins game, you better not leave 'til that clock hits zero.

I always wanted a guitar. I always wanted to be a cowboy singer because I also listened to Hank Williams, and he would always sing these neat romantic songs.

I sacrificed for the Dallas Cowboys when most quit. I put in overtime to try to help young players.

Y'all should come to Cowboys Stadium and watch us beat the Giants' asses.

I was feeling real good and real manly. Until a real cowboy walked by and told me I had my hat on backwards. So much for my career as a cowboy.

It is better to be a has-been than a never-was.

Renaissance cowboy/raconteur Pop Wagner ...deadpan funny ...his presence is like meeting Woody Guthrie and Will Rogers riding a single, many colored horse. Pop is a kind of 'textile genius' who is able to spin, at once, both yarn and rope.

Don't squat with your spurs on.

The bigger a man's gun the smaller his doodlewick.

Dallas Cowboys may be America's team, but the Houston Oilers are Texas' team.

No man should have cowboys boots in his wardrobe. That's fair enough, isn't it? Unless you're a cowboy, of course.

A lovely horse is always an experience.... It is an emotional experience of the kind that is spoiled by words.

The thing that bothers me the most is the recklessness and greed of the local ranchers, who run too many cattle back here, choking with waste the creek that runs through my property. There's certain times of day that the cowboys like to send them turds down the river. Them f**kers piss me off. if you gotta mess up the ecology of the world in order to raise a bunch of cows, well eat somethin else. I'm not a fan of the cowboys.

The most beautiful, the most spirited and the most inspiring creature ever to print foot on the grasses of America.

When you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop digging.

Nobody ever saw a cowboy on the psychiatrist's couch.

The Dallas Cowboys are in big trouble.

Living in Dallas, I root for the Mavericks and the Stars and the Cowboys, but I've always pulled for the Chicago Cubs. I enjoy watching them play.

No cowboy ever quit while his life was hardest and his duties were most exacting.