Crackers Quotes

I don't know what the big deal about Cracker Jack is. Did you ever go buy a pack of Cracker Jack, thinking you'd get a prize and find no prize in the box? (pause) Here's the pitch.

There are no good crackers, and if you find one, kill him before he changes.

I like the plot of The Nutcracker - not at all.

You cannot dance an arabesque in 'Swan Lake' and 'Nutcracker' the same way.

Africa is God's country, and He can have it.

When December comes, can The Nutcracker be far behind? No, it cant - not in America, anyway.

Hello, I must be going, I cannot stay, I came to say, I must be going. I’m glad I came, but just the same, I must be going.

If your only dance experience is the Nutcracker, it will be a shock; hopefully shocking in a good way.

Reincarnation? There is such a thing. What could be more Mozartian than the Nutcracker Suite?

Everyone I meet is gay, married or crackers

Be nonviolent only with those who are nonviolent to you. And when you can bring me a nonviolent racist, bring me a nonviolent segregationist, then I'll get nonviolent. But don't teach me to be nonviolent until you teach some of those crackers to be nonviolent.

the cracked plate has to be retained in the pantry, has to be kept in service as a household necessity. It can never be warmed on the stove nor shuffled with the other plates in the dishpan; it will not be brought out for company but it will do to hold crackers late at night or to go into the ice-box with the left overs.

We made 16 episodes of Cracker and I loved doing the show, but unfortunately no one was watching us.

He wanted her to experience all the glorious cheese of life.

If there was ever any truth to the trickle-down theory, the only evidence of it I've ever seen was in that period of 1960 to 1965. All of sudden they were handing out major label recording contracts like they were coming in Cracker Jack boxes.

It is for the inconsistent, unsteady disciples whose cheese is falling off their cracker.

Domestic rabbits don't have the sense that God promised animal crackers.

Christ on a cracker. You raped Achilles!

There ain't no Coupe Deville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker Jacks box.

Finding a really good weblog is like finding the peanuts in a box of Cracker Jacks. They are in there, but you have to hunt for them. And when you find one, you savor it.

Crackers are short on sparkle.

I bought a box of animal crackers, but there was nothing inside. They'd eaten each other.

So many of us had been armed that there were holsters and weapons scattered among the passed-out bodies like mercenary prizes in a fleshy Cracker Jack box.

I'm an insomniac lately. It's one of the many prizes you find in the Cracker Jack box of a crumbling [relationship].

This place is like crazy on crackers.