Dating Quotes - Page 11

I stopped dating for six months a year ago. Dating requires a lot of energy and focus.

In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man will probably end up dating the best looking blind chick.

I can't date women my own age any more - I hate going to cemeteries.

I'd asked girls out and they'd turn me down, and so finally it got to the place where you didn't want to be rejected. And so you just didn't ask.

Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.

Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible.

I tried to tell them about the dating process because I'm single now and how horrible it is and how many foolish experiences I had had dating. So I was really selling him hard, but the whole time he really wanted me!

Women always try to see the one good part of The Weird Guy because the dating landscape is so bleak. Women will say, 'He's very odd, but he likes to cook. He's creepy, but he makes good pancakes!'

The Laboratory for Radioactivity consisted of only two rooms at the time; at a later date, when tests of radioactive substances became more extensive, it expanded into four rooms.

In my own relationships, I know that I should break up with someone who doesn't encourage me to be strong and make my own choices and do what's best in my life, so if you're dating someone who doesn't want you to be the best person you can be, you shouldn't be dating them.

The red carpet is not something I really know how to work. It intimidates me. I feel very tiny.

Of course I still fancy girls but right now I'm dating a guy and I couldn't be happier.

Dating or finding someone is the last thing on my mind.

I've had enough boyfriends and enough issues. I'd seen enough train wrecks.

For some reason, the concept of writing with swing chords was intimidating.

I'm in love with love and totally believe in marriage, but that's not even on my radar right now. I am not putting energy into dating.

You ever been on a date so bad, the girl makes you drop her off at another dude's house?

He'd written me up a proposal of why dating him was a sound decision. It had included things like "I'll give up cigarettes unless I really, really need one" and "I'll unleash romantic surprises every week, such as: an impromptu picnic, roses, or a trip to Paris—but not actually any of those things because now they're not surprises.

I don't think courting and dating is a liability. I actually think it can be a blessing.

Well, dating has become a sport and not about finding the person you love.

The only dating advice I have to offer is: Expect the guys in your life to be kind and respectful. Don't make excuses for garbagey behavior-'Oh, that's just what guys are like.' It isn't true. Expect them to be good, treat them like they're good. And if they're garbagey, move on. Don't let your world get cluttered up with people who think they have some gender-based right to be awful.

To date, every American citizen has nearly $27,000 in public debt riding on our backs.

My colleagues and I have done a survey of 13,000 students on more than 17 campuses, and we found that while sex in college has always been a bit more casual, "hooking up" has pretty much replaced other traditional forms of dating.

Dating is a social brain teaser, as it requires constantly changing ratios of intimacy and distance, an erotic mental cha-cha choreographed by chemistry, insight, and fear.

I just don't like when there's a rumor that says I'm dating someone who is below my standards. But when I got divorced, my ex-wife said I was spending all my time with Lindsay Lohan and Angelina Jolie. I was like, 'Thank you for the big ups!'