Dating Quotes - Page 12

It is a challenge to have your launch date slip continuously.

Dating is probably the most important aspect of a single person's life.

I will not go out with a man who wears more jewelry than me, and I'll never, ever go to bed with a guy who calls me Babe. Other than that, however, I'm real flexible.

I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.

I think dating courtesies are common courtesies that should be practiced in most all civilized encounters. I pine for the days of good, old-fashioned manners.

In its purest form, dating is auditioning for mating (and auditioning means we may or may not get the part).

dating you would be like a series of unnecessary root canals interspersed with occasional makeout sessions.

I wondered what happened when you offered yourself to someone, and they opened you, only to discover you were not the gift they expected and they had to smile and nod and say thank you all the same.

Before you meet the love of your life, there's usually one guy you date that you try to convince yourself is him. Let me save you some time: He's not.

It's always intimidating to meet an icon.

The only thing that bothers me is that the girls come up to me and say, "I'm dating your ex-husband." I'm happy that he's dating girls and getting out.

We were led to a pediatric ophthalmologist. It's a hard date for me, April 14, 1998. The doctor came back from the examining room and told us she had tumors in both eyes.

I need a life outside of soccer. So I very much welcome, you know, new love interests and dating and friends and family.

I don't date rock 'n' rollers. I just marry them.

Repeat not the manner of a flirtation; for lo, all the world shall hear of it, and women will taunt thee.

I have such poor vision I can date anybody.

Dating back to Teddy Roosevelt, hunters have been the pillar of conservation in America, doing more than anyone to conserve wildlife and its habitat.

Nothing is more intimidating than an idiotic grin worn by a manifest non-idiot.

Let this serve as an axiom to every lover: A woman who refuses lunch refuses everything.

It's difficult on my dating life, because anyone I get photographed with is automatically my boyfriend. So it just makes it look as if I've had, like, 6,000 boyfriends!

She will never win him, whose words had shown she feared to lose.

I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me.

It's a big responsibility dating me. Because I come with a little bit of baggage, you know?

That's the awful thing about dating. Tight underwear. We would all like to be in a big bra and pants and when you are in a secure relationship you can do that.

I will not date a woman from China, because that is a big red flag.