Dating Quotes - Page 2

Women need to know that not all guys are going to hurt them the way that the guy did before they started dating me. I know guys I wouldn't go out with.

I'm dating a homeless woman. It was easier talking her into staying over.

Good design doesn't date.

I'm not saying dating is sinful, and I'm not saying a guy and a girl should never spend time alone together. I'm saying let's wait until we can be purposeful, so there's a reason behind our relationship, and we're not just stirring up passion for the sake of a good time.

A relationship requires a lot of work and commitment.

Platonic friendship-the interval between the introduction and the first kiss.

Romance is diffcult for some celebrities. If the media finds out you’re dating Robert Pattinson, you’re screwed.

I also like men who like dogs. I couldn't date a man who doesn't like my dog.

I don't want to be one of those 40-something guys in L.A. still dating, still going out to clubs and chasing 21-year-olds. It's not a good look.

Expect problems and eat them for breakfast.

If the guy you’re dating doesn’t seem to be completely into you, or you feel the need to start ‘figuring him out,’ please consider the glorious thought that he might just not be that into you. And then free yourself to go find someone that is.

Everyone says that looks don't matter, age doesn't matter, money doesn't matter. But i never met a girl yet who has fallen in love with an old ugly man who's broke.

I let a friend set me up on a blind date. It was a disaster. She ended up being a burn victim. By the end of the night.

How we lie to ourselves when we've fallen in love with the wrong man.

When you're looking for someone, you're looking for some aspect of yourself, even if you don't know it ... What we're searching for is what we lack.

This is more dangerous than double dating with Danny Bonaduce on the Kennedy compound.

Me and my girl split the buffet at KFC.

I can't even find someone for a platonic relationship, much less the kind where someone wants to see me naked.

The Google algorithm was a significant development. I've had thank-you emails from people whose lives have been saved by information on a medical website or who have found the love of their life on a dating website.

How many of you have ever started dating because you were too lazy to commit a suicide?

You picked a lemon, throw it away lemonade is overrated. Freaks should remain at the circus, not in your apartment. You already have one asshole. You don’t need another. Make a space in your life for the glorious things you deserve. Have faith.

My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.

Do not just look at your boyfriend as just a boyfriend. Look at him as a friend, too.

The runway symbolizes something in society that's very intimidating to women.

It was just that we had this phenomenal honeymoon relationship that just kept on going.