Dating Quotes - Page 3

Without wearing any mask we are conscious of, we have a special face for each friend.

I'm dating a girl who's pretty levelheaded. She's a nurse. She's a real, normal girl. Which is what I need because my life isn't normal.

However successful you are, there is no substitute for a close relationship. We all need them.

You are confronted with abysses of time that are, in a way, unfathomable. You see a painting in charcoal of raindeer and it was left unfinished and somebody else finished it. But through radio carbon dating we know that the next one completed the painting 5,000 years later. You're just blown away by the notion of passage of time. We have no relationship to that kind of depth of time.

Good-looking individuals are treated better than homely ones in virtually every social situation, from dating to trial by jury.

Never let a fool kiss you, or a kiss fool you.

Sometimes love doesn't come to us. We have to go out hunting. It's like pigs looking for truffles. It's called dating.

intelligence is always intimidating to those who aren't!

Perhaps this is why lunatics have a harder time dating, not because they are off the wall but because it is hard to find soemone who is willing to date so many people in one person.

Online dating is cool but I think Myspace and Facebook is a little bit off key.

I told my wife 'hey honey come on, let's make love like the old days.' She asked me for 50 bucks.

Nothing can intimidate me. I just go out and destruct and destroy.

Dating is horrible, it's awful. I don't get it. It's like you're standing there: 'Hi. Do you want to have sex and later wish you hadn't?' It's horrible. And it's awkward at 42 because I don't have the body or the drive. I just sit in the car and hope somebody gets in.

I always wondered how I could tell when the right one came along - but it was easy. He was the only one that came along.

There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.

When a woman dislikes the man who is courting her, she parries him cleverly, like a willow in the wind.

With dates I like to cater a girl. We do whatever she likes. If she was open to what I wanted to do, it probably wouldn't be a dull date, because I am a jock.

Anyone can have a relationship but if you're dating a woman who's so crazy in bed that if you aren't wearing your Kevlar one night you might never see daylight again... that's exciting.

Be friends first when you're dating. If it turns into something more, that's awesome, and if not you have another friend.

Not only that God does play dice, but that He sometimes confuses us by throwing them where they can't be seen.

I was dating a transvestite, and my mother said, "Marry him, you'll double your wardrobe."

I don't expect that the million will ever be won, simply because there is no confirming evidence for any paranormal claims to date.

I do like dating cynics - they tend to be incredibly funny.

Were I to put myself on... one of those online dating things, I would not include in my profile that I'm regularly hospitalized for psychosis. But I do know that when I get really bad, there is a place for me to go where I will feel better.

I'll make love to you in all good places, under black mountains and open spaces.