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Dessert Quotes

Life is short. Eat dessert first.

Life is short. Eat dessert first.

Jacques Torres
Life, Dessert First, Firsts

Yeah the appetizer, that's the food we eat before we have our food...No no you're thinking of dessert, that's food we eat after we have our food.

Jim Gaffigan
Thinking, Dessert, Yeah
Jim Gaffigan (2014). “Food: A Love Story”, p.194, Crown Archetype

While eating your appetizer, don't be concerned with dessert.

Wayne Dyer
Dessert, Eating, Appetizers
Dr. Wayne W. Dyer (2016). “10 Secrets for Success and Inner Peace”, p.71, Hay House, Inc

Creme Brulee is the ultimate 'guy' dessert. Make it and he'll follow you anywhere.

Ina Garten
Wedding, Guy, Dessert

I'm not a vegetarian! I'm a dessertarian!

Bill Watterson
Funny Food, Vegetarian, Dessert

A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand.

Barbara Johnson
Food, Weight Loss, Dessert First
Barbara Johnson (2000). “Leaking Laffs Between Pampers and Depends”, p.67, Thomas Nelson Inc

desserts are the most crucial part of any meal.

Linda Sunshine
Food, Meals, Dessert

I prefer to regard a dessert as I would imagine the perfect woman: subtle, a little bittersweet, not blowsy and extrovert. Delicately made up, not highly rouged. Holding back, not exposing everything and, of course, with a flavor that lasts.

Graham Kerr
Food, Dessert First, Perfect

I can't walk by chocolate without eating it.

Malin Akerman
Wedding, Chocolate, Dessert
Biography/Personal Quotes, www.imdb.com.

Work is the meat of life, pleasure the dessert.

B. C. Forbes
Positive, Dessert First, Meat

Big decisions in my life have always come easy and are made without hesitation. It is easier for me to make a life-changing decision than to decide what to get for dessert.

Tony Hawk
Life Changing, Decision, Dessert

My problem is desserts. I am obsessed with desserts.

Sofia Vergara
Problem, Dessert, Obsessed

My policy on cake is pro having it and pro eating it.

Boris Johnson
Birthday, Cake, Dessert
"Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

Life is short and unpredictable. Eat the dessert first!

Helen Keller
Inspirational Life, Life Is Short, Dessert First

Enjoy your ice cream while it's on your plate.

Thornton Wilder
Life, Ice Cream, Dessert
1942 The Skin of Our Teeth, act 1.

Don't cry over spilt milk.

Aesop
Regret, Dessert First, Milk
"The Milkmaid and Her Pail". Fable by Aesop published in "Aesop's Fables For Children", 1919.

Marriage is a dinner that begins with dessert.

Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec
Dinner, Dessert

We dare not trust our wit for making our house pleasant to our friend, so we buy ice cream.

Ralph Waldo Emerson
Ice Cream, House, Dessert
Ralph Waldo Emerson (1870). “The Prose Works of Ralph Waldo Emerson”, p.133, Рипол Классик

I have a sweet tooth. I love dessert, and if somebody makes me one, I'm going to have it.

Sarah Rafferty
Sweet, Teeth, Dessert
"Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.

I am not accustomed to take my wine in pills.

Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin
Wine, Pills, Dessert
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (2010). “A Handbook of Gastronomy”, p.373, Lulu.com

Dessert doesn't count if you eat under an assumed identity.

Valerie Harper
Identity, Dessert, Ifs

I like to eat sweets. When I go to a restaurant, I'll read the dessert menu before I even look at the entrees.

Morris Chestnut
Sweet, Looks, Dessert
Interview with Kam Williams, newsblaze.com. November 14, 2013.

Keep rockin', and keep knockin' Whether you Louis Vuitton it up or Reebokin' You see the hate, that they're servin' on a platter So what we gon' have, dessert or disaster?

Kanye West
Hate, Dessert, Louis Vuitton

Fun can be the dessert of our lives but never its main course.

Harold S. Kushner
Fun, Dessert, Main Course
Harold S Kushner (2011). “When All You've Ever Wanted Isn't Enough: The Search For a Life That Matters”, p.60, Pan Macmillan

I never want to be that guy at a dinner table saying, 'I wish I could have dessert.' I actually went through a stage when I would order dessert first.

Ryan Kwanten
Dessert First, Order, Guy

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