Dog Quotes - Page 32

Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk in the door. The joy of it almost kills him. "He's back again! It's that guy! It's that guy!"

People come to this country from all over the world to pursue their dreams of driving a taxi or selling hot dogs or working in a sweatshop.

Why should a lobster be any more ridiculous than a dog? ... or a cat, or a gazelle, or a lion, or any other animal one chooses to take for a walk? I have a liking for lobsters. They are peaceful, serious creatures. ... Goethe had an aversion to dogs, and he wasn't mad. They know the secrets of the sea, they don't bark.

Okay, let's talk about cartoon labels for half a second - some people think anything with a dog or a car or a colorful alien is garbage, which is not true. Look at Big Moose Red. It's, like, a $6 wine with a cheesy label, and it's actually a solid wine.

Continued experiment with dog today.

I don't keep a dog and bark myself.

Look at your feet. You are standing in the sky. When we think of the sky, we tend to look up, but the sky actually begins at the earth. We walk through it, yell into it, rake leaves, wash the dog, and drive cars in it. We breathe it deep within us. With every breath, we inhale millions of molecules of sky, heat them briefly, and then exhale them back into the world.

I'm a great dog fanatic. My own dog died a little while ago and I take it very personally when things die-it's a major offence.

I think my favorite place to eat dinner is the movie theater. Dirty dogs, a big thing of nachos and a Cherry Coke - and I'm good.

Praying without fervency is like hunting with a dead dog.

...Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.

Who loves me will love my dog also.

People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.

Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion.

Ay, in the catalogue ye go for men; As hounds, and greyhounds, mongrels, spaniels, curs, Shoughs, water-rugs, and demi-wolves, are 'clept All by the name of dogs: the valued file Distinguishes the swift, the slow, the subtle, The housekeeper, the hunter, every one According to the gift which bounteous nature Hath in him closed.

O, pardon me, thou bleeding piece of earth, / That I am meek and gentle with these butchers!

But it is hard to know them from friends, they are so obsequious and full of protestations; for a wolf resembles a dog, so doth a flatterer a friend.

Some dogs act like people and some people act like dogs.

Who's this—alone with stone and sky? It's only my old dog and I— It's only him; it's only me; Alone with stone and grass and tree. What share we most—we two together? Smells, and awareness of the weather. What is it makes us more than dust? My trust in him; in me his trust.

If you don't own a dog, at least one, there is not necessarily anything wrong with you, but there may be something wrong with your life.

It's tough to stay married. My wife kisses the dog on the lips, yet she won't drink from my glass.

Dogs are my favorite people.

It is a truism to say that the dog is largely what his master makes of him: he can be savage and dangerous, untrustworthy, cringing and fearful; or he can be faithful and loyal, courageous and the best of companions and allies.

I've always felt like the underdog, and I'm comfortable with that label.