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Drinking Quotes - Page 68

Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

Taking the pledge will not make bad liquor good, but it will improve it.

Mark Twain, Caroline Thomas Harnsberger (2009). “Mark Twain at Your Fingertips: A Book of Quotations”, p.360, Courier Corporation

Demagogue--a vessel containing beer and other liquids.

Mark Twain (2016). “What Is Man? And Other Essays”, p.151, Xist Publishing

The Irish sometimes make and keep a vow against whiskey; these vows are usually limited to a short time.

Maria Edgeworth (1848). “Castle Rackrent. An essay on Irish bulls. An essay on the noble science of self-justification. Ennui. The dun”, p.28

Pour him out of here!

Mae West (1959). “Goodness Had Nothing to Do with it: Autobiography”, Chelsea House

Whales are drinking all our water and eating our sailors.

"When is the last time a whale did anything for you?". www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net.