Fake Quotes - Page 17

If most people wanted to be incognito, they put on a fake beard or mustache. If I wanted to I'd just shave mine off.

Those are the murderers of art who are sitting on the top wearing crowns of fake intelligence. Let me bring them down with the power of my art, without delaying the matter further.

Inspiration is a farce that poets have invented to give themselves importance.

One of the interpreters hired by CBS for the Dan Rather/Saddam Hussein interview adopted a phony Arabic accent. You know, maybe CBS should have hired somebody with a fake Dan Rather accent to ask tougher questions.

I have always weirdly seen myself as more of a character actor. I have never been suave. I could never see myself playing James Bond. I suppose I could fake it, but I am certainly not James Bond in real life.

It's harder to put yourself in a place where you could easily be seen as a fake. But that's more interesting to me.

[Hollywood] is obviously so fake, but then comedy is this little carve-out of sincerity. I love it. I get to be funny and do this.

I hopes the candidate [Donald Trump] is given fake intelligence briefings ... because you can't trust him.

They have been saying for a long time that Iraq made an effort to import active uranium, and my colleague demonstrated the other day that they came to the conclusion that it was a fake document that everybody is relying upon.

The fact that I have no remedy for all the sorrows of the world is no reason for my accepting yours. It simply supports the strong probability that yours is a fake.

The Two Most Important Words In The World Are Honesty And Sincerity, If You Can Fake These You've Got It Made.

I had never liked bullying of any sort, especially when an individual acquires his courage by becoming part of a faceless mob. I always say if you need fake courage, get it out of a bottle like I do.

The perfumer fakes nature by blending different types of materials to reproduce their scent.

It's a mental fake-out to myself. I make believe I'm making a new show so I forget the material I was working on and make up some fresh material.

I don't take modern hip-hop as real. It's entertaining, it's fake, like James Bond.

I hide hurt behind a fake smile. I wear it all the time. Everyone says how I always look so cheerful. Shows what they know I guess.

Why does the rest of the world put up with the hypocrisy, the need to put a happy face on sorrow, the need to keep on keeping on?... I don't know the answer, I know only that I can't.

I don't pretend to be an ordinary housewife.

A friend who stands with you in pressure is more valuable than a hundred ones who stand with you in pleasure.

My real friends never hearin from me, fake friends write the wrong answers on the mirror for me

You can't fake competence, creativity, or sexual arousal.

I know a good story from a bad story. But when you have a really good story and they make it bad, I'll say to my wife, "Oh, tonight, I'm going to enjoy watching television because I did great, and wait until you see this." And then, they put it on and it's like - oh, that's not so good. They are fake news.

Faking your own death is illegal, yet faking your own life is celebrated

Your average chocolate bar now is full of genetically modified sugar, genetically modified soy bean lecithin, and dairy products (super allergenic for kids); not to mention the 'fake vanilla' - known as chemical vanillin, synthetic flavoring.

It was just an idea I had, that it could be cool to have a book covered in fake fur.