Fats Quotes - Page 4

I'd kill myself if I was as fat as Marilyn Monroe.

love iz a big fat turkey and every day iz thanksgiving

It gets a lot easier to deal with life's curveballs when you're not hiding under layers of fat.

Then I did Mystic Pizza, just to do something I wasn't fat in.

A fat person lives shorter but eats longer.

Who drives fat oxen should himself be fat.

John Goodman isn't fat. He's in a category beyond fat. What does one call it? Whalelike.

The women all want to dance. I dance all night every night.

No one on this Earth knows how old I am.

Yes, I was fat, but I dealt with it by simply never thinking about it. It is useful, when you are fat, to have a lot of other things to think about.

I sure don't think of myself as a fat person, just someone who carries extra weight. I've never seen anyone on the DL with pulled fat.

Fat, Is saving our lives.

Fat men get knocked over by buses no earlier, nor later, than thin men. And I, for one, have buried most of my thin friends.

You're either too fat or too thin. You just can't win.

Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.

See, how the liver is swollen larger than a fat goose! In amazement you will exclaim: Where could this possibly grow?

I am old, I am fat, but I am still Tetrazzini.

The '60s aren't over; they won't be over until the Fat Lady gets high.

No fashion has ever been created expressly for the lean purse or for the fat woman: the dressmaker's ideal is the thin millionaires.

I know I'm fat and I know my hair is straight, but I can sing.

Every fat (vat) must stand upon its bottom.

Is Elizabeth Taylor fat? Her favorite food is seconds.

Have you noticed that many jewels make women either incredibly fat or incredibly thin?

Curvy is just a polite way of saying fat.

You feel pretty gross when you are first pregnant. You don't feel cute, you feel disgusting. You're getting fat. It was hard.