Fats Quotes - Page 7

I’m, like, a compulsive eater. I’m going to be so fat when I’m older, it’s ridiculous.

It will be great to play a short, fat sweaty loser for a change.

I can't believe I was a fat person for most of my life.

We swallowed a few bites-not to much scince the food of the gods can burn you to ashes is you overindulge. I guess thats why you don't see many fat gods

I was big and fat and had weird parents.

I've got this terrible hernia. People think it's a fat gut, but it's not.

I still got my hair, I'm not fat.

Notoriety and a fat bank balance must come after everything else is finished and done.

I'm sure that my father becoming seriously ill when I was 14 had a lot to do with my going from chubby to fat.

I have a fat head - I get freaked-out looking at pictures of me.

Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker.

Economic gross is making us fat.

Mine is the least fat diet in the world.

I was the fat kid, so as a defense mechanism, I was the jokester.

There are worse things than being fat, and one of them is worrying about it all the time.

My act is sort of improvisational. I have a skeleton in my head, but no fat or skin on it.

Admit it. I'm the best you ever seen, Fats. I'm the best there is. And even if you beat me, I'm still the best.

And I loved Fats Waller. I love his instrumental abilities, his vocal abilities and his sense of humor.

Your as slow as a fat kid on crutches

Let's face it: Russell Crowe is fat and no one ever talks about it.

Took out Skinny Minnie, Long Tall Sally, and Short Fat Fanny, but I'm kinda fonda Wanda.

Even if you're fat, one thing always fits: shoes.

The trans fat label has been an enormous incentive for food companies to take trans fat out of their products.

All fat women look the same; they all look 42.

You know you are fat when you hug a child and it gets lost.