Fats Quotes - Page 9

I tend to sing opera and showtunes in the shower. I don't know why, but when I get in the shower I turn into this big fat opera lady.

You're not too fat; you're just in the wrong country.

You can call me a fat, balding, talentless old queen who can't sing, but you can't tell lies about me.

It's definitely part of my job description not to be too fat.

It sucks being fat, you know.

We are in a big, fat, ugly bubble. And we better be awfully careful.

I'm actually a thin serious person but I play fat and funny, but only for the movies.

I've done everything every fat person ever has. I've tried every diet.

We sell only fresh fruit and vegetables. I sell no saturated fats or anything like that.

Not just chubby fat, I'm talkin' gordo

Fat is where comedy is stored.

Some mythological fat asswipe drives our national economy.

I don't mind being slightly fat-ish, I just don't want to be fat.

You don't give something away because it's fat. You take it and you look at it.

A man must take the fat with the lean.

Enormous? Did you just call me FAT? I am not fat. - Jace

To clarify, the issue isn’t that I’m too fat, it’s that I’m too phat. Can I get a WHAT-WHAT!

Liposuction isn't an option, because I don't have any fat under my skin. The solution? ReFirme, which is painless

When you get fat and lose your hunger. That is when you know the sellout has happened.

The only things I like are either illegal or they make me fat.

My love is inside me where my fat was.

You know, either I'm too fat or I'm flavour of the month. I don't feel either, but maybe I'm both, who knows?

Mischiefs feed / Like beasts, till they be fat, and then they bleed.

There were reports of me using fat-sucking machines and all sorts of silliness. All I did was walk a lot and breast-feed. I've never been on a strict diet. I just don't overeat, and I don't eat if I'm not hungry.

How you sound. How you look. Are you fat? Those are things that could be really irritating.