Funny Friend Quotes - Page 2

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.

When a man laughs at his troubles he loses a great many friends. They never forgive the loss of their prerogative.

Every murderer is probably somebody's old friend.

There are some things you can't share without ending up liking each other.

You're the strangest person I ever met, she said & I said you too & we decided we'd know each other a long time.

It is in the thirties that we want friends. In the forties we know they won't save us any more than love did.

I take my only exercise acting as a pallbearer at the funerals of my friends who exercise regularly.

Every man should have a fair-sized cemetary in which to bury the faults of his friends.

A friend who is near and dear may in time become as useless as a relative.

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.

Laughing at our friends, we avenge the disappointment they have caused.

Without friends the world is but a wilderness.

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.

I just killed my best friend... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?

Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends.

What I know for sure is that if you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal. I know ours is.

I've noticed your hostility towards him... I ought to have guessed you were friends.

When a woman like that whom I've seen so much, All of a sudden drops out of touch; Is always busy and never can, Spare you a moment, it means a man.

True friendship's laws are by this rule express'd, Welcome the coming, speed the parting guest.

Time for Tolerance,Equality, and Acceptance, It's allways TEA time with my Friends.

There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool.

It is good to have some friends both in heaven and hell.

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

Why would anybody want a friend?

It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.