Top 13 Getting Laid Quotes

It's the fastest who get paid and it's the fastest who get laid.

Getting Laid, Paid

"Fictional character: Reese Bobby". "Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby", www.imdb.com. 2006.

Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!

Hey, Shack, Getting Laid

Rodney Dangerfield (2009). “It's Not Easy Bein' Me: A Lifetime of No Respect but Plenty of Sex and Drugs”, p.143, Zondervan

If I was a sex symbol, I would be getting laid a lot more than I am now.

Sex, Would Be, Getting Laid

I sacrifice so much of my life, can I at least get laid?

Sacrifice, Boxing, Getting Laid

The best thing about being famous is that it makes it easier to get laid.

Easier, Getting Laid, Best Things

Now that I'm sober, I deserve to get laid.

Sober, Getting Laid, Deserve

I only got into comedy to get laid

Comedy, Getting Laid

[Oedipa Maas] awoke at last to find herself getting laid.

Maa, Lasts, Getting Laid

If I don't get laid, I'll sure die trying.

Death, Trying, Getting Laid

Song: Tora, tora, tora, Album: Tonight I'm Yours

At eighty-one, health club-lusting is as close as I'll ever come to getting laid again.

Lust, Clubs, Getting Laid

Source: therumpus.net

The reason you often get in comedy is because you're not getting laid.

Comedy, Reason, Getting Laid

We don't like mystery. You like mystery, 'cause it's not a mystery to you; you know when you're gonna get laid.

Causes, Mystery, Getting Laid

"Bill Maher: The Golden Goose Special". TV Movie, 1997.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

Getting Laid

"Arizona Bay". Live album by Bill Hicks, 1997.

Getting Laid Quotes