Glasses Quotes - Page 2

There! His Majesty can now read my name without glasses. And he can double the reward on my head!

I wish I could remember where I put things. I spend half my life looking for my keys. With the other half I look for my glasses.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

People tell me, "You're such an optimist". Am I an optimist? An optimist says the glass is half full. A pessimist says the glass is half empty. A survivalist is practical. He says, "Call it what you want, but just fill the glass." I believe in filling the glass.

Yes, my dear children, everything is good and precious in God's sight when we act from the motives of religion and of charity because Jesus Christ tells us that a glass of water would not go unrewarded. You see, therefore, my children, that although we may be quite poor, we can still easily give alms.

It's never enough to just tell people about some new insight. Rather, you have to get them to experience it a way that evokes its power and possibility. Instead of pouring knowledge into people's heads, you need to help them grind anew set of eyeglasses so they can see the world in a new way.

An optimist will tell you the glass is half-full; the pessimist, half-empty; and the engineer will tell you the glass is twice the size it needs to be.

My sunglasses are like my guitar.

I believe that there is a silver lining in everything, and once you begin to see it, you'll need sunglasses to combat the glare.

Always have sunglasses with you. They're great for when you can't be bothered to put make-up on.

I am a person who is trained to look other people in the eye. But I can't look into the eyes of everyone who wants to look into mine; I can't emotionally cope with that kind of volume. Sunglasses are part of my armor.

A village is a hive of glass, where nothing unobserved can pass.

Ecstasy is a glass full of tea and a piece of sugar in the mouth.

When things get really bad, just raise your glass and stamp your feet and do a little jig. That's about all you can do.

You can never go wrong with kindness.

The world of imagination is the world of eternity. It is the divine bosom into which we shall all go after the death of the vegetated [i.e. mortal] body. This world of imagination is infinite and eternal, whereas the world of generation is finite and temporal. There exist in that eternal world the eternal realities of everything which we see reflected in this vegetable glass of nature.

I never go out during the day without sunglasses.

We must shine with hope, stained glass windows that shape light into icons, glow like lanterns borne before a procession. Who can bear hope back into the world but us.

My passions, concentrated on a single point, resemble the rays of a sun assembled by a magnifying glass: they immediately set fire to whatever object they find in their way.

I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

Become dust - and they will throw thee in the air; Become stone - and they will throw thee on glass.

The glass is neither half empty nor half full. It's simply larger than it needs to be. It is easier to get forgiveness than permission

After the first glass, you see things as you wish they were. After the second, you see things as they are not. Finally, you see things as they really are, and that is the most horrible thing in the world.

When friendships are real, they are not glass threads or frost-work , but the solidest thing we know.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.