Laughing Quotes - Page 138

I learned early in life that to laugh before breakfast was to cry before dinner.

This wife you have, Bird said at last, deeply contemplative, did you pay a great deal for her? She cost me almost everything I had, he said, with a wry tone that made the others laugh. But worth it.

Oh, womanly sympathy, love AND food?" I said, laughing. "Don't want a lot, do you?

I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.

You start to find a rhythm and usually if it makes me laugh or comment in the editing room then I knew that's what's going to happen in the audience. That first reaction is usually the right reaction.

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I just got an honorary degree from Glasgow University, and I had to wear around very painful shoes so that I didn't laugh all the way through the ceremony because I felt like an outlaw.

Then after that came word processors and it's hard to make those laugh.

I remember 9/11; we had 'Comics Come Home' about a month after those events. That night, even the comedians were concerned. Would the audience be ready to laugh? It was a release for everyone.

One of the greatest joys in life is watching a child laugh

Usually, I walk around and think about things. When I come across a thought that makes me laugh, I write it down.

I've often liked a girl, made her laugh, and thought she liked me, and then found out that she didn't like me that way. I've definitely done time in the friend zone.

Whenever I'm on my computer, I don't type 'lol'. I type 'lqtm' - laugh quietly to myself. It's more honest.

I love comedy; so you want to make them happy, make them laugh.

The more times people laugh, the better the film is.

I started out in stand-up, so it's very satisfying to make people laugh, but it usually means at your own expense.

Brilliant. . . . Marriage Confidential is both laugh-out-loud funny and gasp-out-loud shocking, and nothing less than a Feminine Mystique for our time. Mark my words, your marriage will change after reading this book.

Dare we linger, dare we skate? Dare we laugh or celebrate, knowing we may strain the ice? Preserve the ice at any price?

The best way to neutralise fear is by laughing. You can see the dynamics of this in action when people watch a horror movie. You'll notice that immediately after a good fright, following the sceams of terror - which is the point of maximum experience of fear - people will always laugh immediately afterward, as this is the natural way to release the fear. By laughing at something you also take away the perception that it has any power over you.

I love it when somebody makes me laugh - it's what attracts me to people.

When a man plans, a woman laughs.

I'm scared of slipping up, of just doing a joke that makes me laugh.

When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.

To say that a humorist exaggerates to get big laughs, I don't see how that's big news.

I just think that the people who say: 'That's not true' when someone tells a story at dinner are the people who didn't get any laughs when they told their story.