Laughing Quotes - Page 23

I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke.

I don't take myself very seriously. I like to make people laugh. You know, it's like, if a woman can't be happy for another woman's work, they have to go work on that.

What we do every St. Patty's day, which is wear green and drink a lot of Guinness. And maybe cry a little bit and laugh, and everyone will have to sing a song. That's how every funeral, christening, and wedding ends up in Ireland. Everyone ends up having to sing a song by the end of it.

It's a sort of piss-take on culture, because a drag queen is a clown - a parody of our society. It's a sarcastic spoof on culture, which allows us to laugh at ourselves - but in a way that is inclusive of everyone.

When people talk to me about picture hunters, I very quietly laugh. I'm not a hunter of pictures, I'm a fisher of pictures.

My body has been making women laugh for the last 20 years and I'm happy to continue to oblige.

Some girl asked me for an autograph and I asked her why, she said because she admires me. I said she should see a shrink. Then she started crying and I started laughing.

A good laugh is as good as a prayer sometimes.

Everything that's difficult you should be able to laugh about.

Must a name mean something?" Alice asked doubtfully. Of course it must," Humpty Dumpty said with a short laugh; "my name means the shape I am - and a good handsome shape it is, too. With a name like yours, you might be any shape, almost.

I haven't shaved my private parts, but I dyed them once for a laugh! They looked more ginger, though!

I am the darker brother. They send me to eat in the kitchen when company comes, but I laugh, and eat well, and grow strong.

If anybody laughs at your idea, view it as a sign of potential success!

Sometimes you do have to laugh to keep from crying. And sometimes the world feels all right and good and kind of like it's becoming nice again around you. And you realize it, and realize how happy you are in it, and you just gotta laugh.

If you want to make people laugh, your face must remain serious.

For me, painting is a way to forget life. It is a cry in the night, a strangled laugh.

I may be mistaken but it seems to me that a man may be judged by his laugh, and that if at first encounter you like the laugh of a person completely unknown to you, you may say with assurance that he is good.

When you're happy you don't always have to be laughing, and when you're sad you don't have to be crying; sometimes it's the opposite. You laugh when you're the most upset.

The scent of wine, oh how much more agreeable, laughing, praying, celestial and delicious it is than that of oil!

Because you make me laugh don't make you a comic. A comedian is a person who, that's how they make their living.

Laugh a lot. It clears the lungs.

Love is never a fulfillment. Life is never a thing of continuous bliss. There is no paradise. Fight and laugh and feel bitter and feel bliss: and fight again. Fight, fight. That is life.

When you meet a new friend, the world has more light in it, doesn't it? Things become more spontaneous, and more full of laughing and freedom and novelty.

I have little left in myself -- I must have you. The world may laugh -- may call me absurd, selfish -- but it does not signify. My very soul demands you: it will be satisfied, or it will take deadly vengeance on its frame.

A laugh is worth a hundred groans in any market.