Laughing Quotes - Page 20

The dark thought, the shame, the malice, meet them at the door laughing, and invite them in.

My duty is to try to reach beauty. Cinema is emotion. When you laugh you cry.

If you can laugh together, you can work together.

In a cruel land, you either learned to laugh at cruelty or spent your life weeping.

But what if I fail of my purpose here? It is but to keep the nerves at strain, to dry one's eyes and laugh at a fall, and baffled, get up and begin again.

A person who can laugh and go with life does not demand to be in control, which is why the most controlling people may be sarcastic but lack an authentic sense of humor.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

You know what make me laugh? Good, clean, honest humor. Not-trying-to-be-funny humor. Like Will Ferrell. Will Ferrell got that kind of humor.

I will laugh at the world. And most of all, I will laugh at myself for man is most comical when he takes himself too seriously.

Act as if the future of the universe depends on what you do, while laughing at yourself for thinking that your actions make any difference.

There comes a time when suddenly you realize that laughter is something you remember and that you were the one laughing.

Laughing is good exercise. It's like jogging on the inside.

I think the most attractive thing is a sense of humour. If someone can make you laugh, you've gotten a lot out of the way.

I love that I can tell the truth and have people laugh at it.

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.

I have to laugh when the English claim they are such a wonderful nation. Everyone knows that Englishmen are really Germans, that the English kings were German, and that in Russia the emperors were either of German origin or received their education in Germany.

When I'm doing stand-up, it's just me depending on me. I know how to go out there and make people laugh. I've been doing it since I was a teenager. I trust my instincts. I just go out and talk. A lot of the time I let the material come from the top of my head.

The devil smiles when we make plans. He laughs when we get too busy. But he trembles when we pray-especially when we pray together.

The skill of a good actor is to make it always seem like you're in that fantastically spontaneous moment. Very often, a stand-up comedian has a different instinct, which is to reinvent. Once you've laid down some material, and made them laugh, you move on and find some new material.

Mockery of religion is one of the most essential things because to demystify supposedly 'holy text dictated by god' and show that they are man made and what you have to show [is] there internal inconsistencies and absurdities. One of the beginnings of human emancipation is the ability to laugh at authority... it is an indispensable thing people can call it blasphemy if they like, but if they call it that they have to assume there is something to be blasphemed - some divine work, well I don't accept the premise.

Never let go of hope. One day you will see that it all has finally come together. What you have always wished for has finally come to be. You will look back and laugh at what has passed and you will ask yourself... 'How did I get through all of that?

If you would not be laughed at, be the first to laugh at yourself.

If you can neither accept it or change it, try to laugh at it.

There's one golden rule to keep before you: laugh about everything and don't bother yourself about the others!

I just consider myself a piece of the puzzle and I'm lucky enough to be asked or invited to the party, if you will. I hope I can bring some laughs and grimaces to the fans.