Laughing Quotes - Page 6

I'm often asked, "What is your favorite moment during the 30 years you hosted [The Tonight Show]?" I really don't have just one. The times I enjoyed the most were the spontaneous, unplanned segments that just happened, like Ed Ames' infamous "Tomahawk Toss" that produced one of the longest laughs in television history. When these lucky moments happen, you just go with them and enjoy the experience and high of the moment.

Don't take life too seriously Punch it in the face when it needs a good hit Laugh at it

Mockery of religion is one of the most essential things... one of the beginnings of human emancipation is the ability to laugh at authority.

Big Bang is what made me who I am today. With them, I laugh the most, and I feel like I can achieve things

The mocker will not have the last laugh. You see, dancing on the grave of an extinguished Christianity is farcical at best. Because the grave is empty. And the one who knows the way out of the grave sits in the heavens and laughs.

And Percy was shaking his brother, and Ron was kneeling beside them, and Fred's eyes stared without seeing, the ghost of his last laugh still etched upon his face.

Do you laugh in the right places? Then, you’ll get along, in fair weather or foul. Humor is nothing less than a sense of the fitness of things. Something that’s out of proportion, like an inflated ego, should strike you funny, particularly if it’s your own inflated ego. Otherwise you are pathetic and quite hopeless.

Humor is such a strong weapon, such a strong answer. Women have to make jokes about themselves, laugh about themselves, because they have nothing to lose.

He must not laugh at his own wheeze: a snuff box has no right to sneeze.

We don't apologize for a joke. We are comics. We are here to make you laugh. If you don't get it, then don't watch us.

Where do the really best laughs come from? Terrific connections made intellectually, or terrific revelations made emotionally.

We are here to laugh at the odds and live our lives so well that Death will tremble to take us.

The popular gospel of this day, is the laughing-stock of Hell; it dare neither damn the sinner, nor sanctify the saint.

We still have that same burn, to get that same kind of laughs. So whether the studio wants us to or not, were going to do it. The money is just a byproduct of coming out with good stuff. Our whole thing is building that rapport with the audience.

Life is tough; and if you have the ability to laugh at it, you have the ability to enjoy it.

Everyone is a comedy. If people are laughing at you, they just don't quite understand the joke that is themselves.

As soon as I was old enough to peer over the worktops, I remember being fascinated by what went on in the kitchen. It just seemed such a cool place, everyone working together to make this lovely stuff and having a laugh doing it.

American people have the ability to laugh at themselves. It is one of the things that makes this country the great country that it is.

I love myself when I am laughing.

Fair laughs the morn, and soft the zephyr blows, While proudly rising o'er the azure realm In gallant trim the gilded vessel goes, Youth on the prow, and Pleasure at the helm.

I don't want to push the envelope. Let the envelope stay in the middle of the table. I'll just make you laugh.

Live well, learn plenty, laugh often, love much.

I go in the sea as little as I can. If there's a girl and I have to accompany her, then obviously I go (laughs)!

Wherever you go in the world, you just have to say you're Canadian and people laugh

Laugh whenever you can. Keeps you from killing yourself when things are bad. That and vodka.