Lawyer Quotes - Page 6

LAWYER, n. One skilled in circumvention of the law.

[American family court] is a system that is corrupt on his best day. It is like being tied to the back of a pickup truck and dragged down a gravel late at night. No one can hear your cries and complaints and it is not over until they say it's over.

I've had ample contact with lawyers, and I'm convinced that the only fortune they ever leave is their own.

The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing.

They have no lawyers among them, for they consider them as a sort of people whose profession it is to disguise matters.

Immanuel Kant would've made a lousy lawyer, but a great judge!

In my memoir, I wanted to introduce American women to Iranian women and our lives. I'm not from the highest echelons of society, nor the lowest. I'm a woman who is a lawyer, who is a professor at a university, who won the Nobel Peace Prize. At the same time, I cook. And even when I'm about to go to prison, one of the first things I do is to make enough food and put it in the fridge for my family.

Was this all part of your plan as my lawyer? I don't recall explosive escapes being part of the legal training." "Well, I'm sure it wasn't part of Damon Taru's legal training.

The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk.

A lot of lawyers are set to tell me that it's not my fault I like to eat.

As a society we're always so quick and able to spend money on lawyers for someone for incarceration, but we don't make the corresponding commitment to the preventative components of it.

I never saw a lawyer yet who would admit he was making money.

We are bound by the law, so that we may be free.

I wanted to be a lawyer. I love that job; I dont know why.

We were just a one-room bookstore; we didn't have any money for lawyers.

I got a Swede lawyer?!? She's gonna get everything!

It is a horrible demoralizing thing to be a lawyer. You look for such low motives in everyone and everything.

The only thing I like more than my wife is my money, and I'm not about to lose that to her and her lawyers, that's for damn sure.

What do you know about music, you're not a lawyer?

Painting is like being a lawyer and attacking a corporation.

As a lawyer I am before and above all things for the supremacy of law.

Only a very foolish lawyer will dare guess the outcome of a jury trial.

One lawyer told me that he never drinks water or eats in front of the jury because they can't do either one.

I say, break the law.

Southern lawyers don't read novels much.