Married Quotes - Page 3

Wives live longer than husbands because they're not married to women.

For everyone, whatever his state--single, married, widowed, or priest-chastity is a triumphant affirmation of love.

A married man with a family will do anything for money.

Every right is married to a duty, every freedom owes a corresponding responsibility.

When you get married, you'll understand what happiness is. But then it will be too late.

Sin and Hell are married unless repentance proclaims the divorce.

I found marriage somewhat stifling. I don't know that I am the kind of man who ought to be married.

I'm definitely not getting married. In this business, you're either getting married or they want you to be pregnant. I'm not getting married until I'm forty. If ever.

Masturbation is a democratic pleasure, practiced by rich and poor, young and old, married and single.

Only when Genius is married to Science can the highest results be produced.

Love is so much better when you are not married.

if you are afraid of loneliness, don't get married

I can't be gay! I'm a happily married conservative, just like Ted Haggard and Larry Craig.

Dammit Sir, it's your duty to get married. You can't always be living for pleasure!

I married a young Englishman in Cambridge in 1955 and have lived in Britain every since.

After being married for over 37 years, I showed extremely poor judgment by engaging in an extramarital affair.

I didn't marry a Beatle, I married a broke student who played the guitar and ponced all my grant money off me for fags.

No couples in Virginia can adopt other than a married couple - that's the right policy.

If you’re not happy single, your not gonna be happy married.

I got married before I found myself. People should find themselves before they get married.

He married a woman to stop her getting away Now she's there all day.

No, you're not allowed to be bossy when you're married. You have to learn compromise, and compassion and patience.

Turn, O backsliding children, saith the Lord; for I am married unto you.

Why would anyone get married and have babies? That's the dumbest idea I've ever heard in my life. Or the scariest thing I've ever heard in my life.

I married a saint - well, a saint who curses.