Monkeys Quotes - Page 6

People love that monkey torture.

Claiming my right to follow whethersoever science should lead... it is as respectable to be modified monkey as modified dirt.

I am afraid of radium and polonium ... I don't want to monkey with them.

We are monkeys. We like to chatter. Chattering doesn't cost us anything.

Look, as my mama always said, 'One monkey don't stop no show.

Distraction is the main problem for us all - what the Buddha called the monkey mind. We need to tame this monkey mind.

She's like a wind-up monkey that winds itself.

Slowly, slowly, catch the monkey.

Charles Darwin got totally hammered, woke up next to a monkey and decided he had to come up with a theory to make it all okay.

It's kind of good to get that evil monkey off my back!

My big break was back in the third grade playing the third monkey in 'Horton Hears a Who.

The fountain of youth is like the monkeys paw in the W. W. Jacobs story. It never ends well.

I have a lot of funny friends, though not everyone's funny all the time. Doon Mackichan's my funniest friend in the pub; Nina Conti's the funniest with a monkey.

The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him. That remark in itself wouldn't make any sense if quoted as it stands.

I never liked bananas much anyway. Two-thirds of the way down even one banana I am willing to concede defeat smilingly and give the rest to the nearest monkey.

Right.” Sadie looked dazed. “You’ve got a monkey butler. Why not?

Humans in space suits make monkeys nervous.

Very close cousins like humans and chimps have almost all their genes in common. Slightly less close cousins like humans and monkeys still have recognizably the same genes. You could carry on right on down to humans and bacteria, and you will find continuous compelling evidence for the hierarchical tree of cousinship.

It's an absurd error to put modern English literature in the curriculum. You should read contemporary literature for pleasure or not at all. You shouldn't be taught to monkey with it.

Don't throw a monkey-wrench into the machinery.

I'm a barrel of monkeys, kid, though mostly I figure monkeys stuck in a barrel are just going to be pissed off.

Barry, you're over thirty years old. You owe it to your mum and dad not to sing in a group called Sonic Death Monkey.

I've done the performing monkey stuff and massive breakdowns, it's just they weren't documented.

An ant can't make a revolution, but a monkey can do; because it owns a fist! No real revolution is ever possible without fist.

Writer is a monkey, jumping from one tree to another in the jungle of words.