Monkeys Quotes - Page 8

I loved Super-Monkey; always wanted to do something with him but it never happened.

I'll direct any movie starring a monkey or the Olsen Twins. Preferably both.

With the tiger you're always on edge, and you always have to keep your distance. The monkey is far less threatening so you're more relaxed around the monkey, and I think that's actually hazardous.

It takes a long time before we really get to grips with this [Darwin's 'On the Origin of Species'] and begin to understand it, because not only does it seem incredible and thoroughly demeaning to us, but it's yet another shock to our system to discover that not only are we not the centre of the Universe and we're not made by anything, but we started out as some kind of slime and got to where we are via being a monkey. It just doesn't read well.

Of course there is a monkey. There is always a monkey.

I wouldn't give my troubles to a monkey on a rock.

Cardboard cutouts of cheerleaders operated by arthritic monkeys would move more fluidly.

People might say, What's so great about the Arctic Monkeys? I've never even seen them. Well, you've never seen God either. You're gonna tell me he's not awesome?

The person that always wins, that`s the other thing. The monkey picking stocks always wins.

Somebody give me a banana. I'm playing like a monkey, so I might as well eat like one.

We are ashamed at the sight of a monkey--somehow as we are shy of poor relations.

Hello," Magnus said to the monkey. The monkey did not reply. "I shall call you Ragnor.

Philosophers and scientists confidently offer up traits said to be uniquely human, and the monkeys and apes casually knock them down -- toppling the pretension that humans constitute some sort of biological aristocracy among the beings on Earth.

You can beat on your chest, hell, any monkey can.

Today's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.

Little red wagon, little red bike, I ain’t no monkey but I know what I like.

I saw a monkey walking on a leash and thought it was an ugly foreign child.

But then, after all, we are all alike, for we are all derived from the monkey.

When a monkey nibbles on a weenis, it's funny in any language.

Well, here's the thing with relationships on 'True Blood': Once they happen then you have to throw a monkey-wrench into them, because to have people be happy is not that exciting.