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Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.

Every person, genius or moron, has a right to reproduce himself.

Lee Kuan Yew
Inspiring, Genius, Moron
Lee Kuan Yew (2013). “The Wit & Wisdom of Lee Kuan Yew”, p.142, Editions Didier Millet

I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.

Edith Konecky
Memories, Never Forget, Oxymoron
Edith Konecky, Alix Kates Shulman, Tillie Olsen (2001). “Allegra Maud Goldman”, p.4, Feminist Press at CUNY

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

Barbara Park
Children, Perfect, Oxymoron
"Is Junie B. Jones Talking Trash?" by Anna Jane Grossman, www.nytimes.com. July 26, 2007.

It's not about who's got powers, morons. It's about who's not afraid. And who's going to do what has to be done.

Michael Grant
Done, Moron, Not Afraid

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

Johnny Carson
Oxford, Study, Oxymoron

I take it that a successful therapy is an oxymoron.

Harold Bloom
Successful, Oxymoron, Therapy

You're not a moron. You're only a case of arrested development.

Ernest Hemingway
Development, Cases, Moron
Ernest Hemingway (2016). “The Sun Also Rises”, p.23, Hamilton Books

I am still mostly a moron, I do get into bad moods, I am not a perfected being.

Dan Harris
Bad Mood, Mood, Moron
Interview with Maranda Pleasant, www.marandapleasantmedia.com.

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

Yogi Berra
Ems, Pairs, Oxymoron

I've been saying in the press that being a NY Post investigator reporter is an oxymoron.

Joe Pantoliano
Oxymoron, Posts, Reporters

Never have a dog. Let's not beat around the bush here: dogs are morons.

Dave Barry
Dog, Beats, Moron
Dave Barry (2010). “Homes and Other Black Holes”, p.98, Ballantine Books

It was an especially wonderful time to be a noisy moron.

Bill Bryson
Wonderful, Moron, Noisy
Bill Bryson (2006). “The Life and Times of the Thunderbolt Kid”

One never quite allows for the moron in our midst.

Agatha Christie
Midst, Moron
AGATHA CHRISTIE (1980). “MISS MARPLE MEETS MURDER”

The good oxymoron, to define it by a self-illustration, must be a planned inadvertency.

Wilson Follett
Self, Illustration, Oxymoron

Not many people carry out thoughts they know going into it are stupid…morons not included. (Apollymi)

Sherrilyn Kenyon
Stupid, People, Moron

Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

Scott Adams
Wasting Time, Moron, Meetings
Scott Adams (2012). “Teamwork Means You Can't Pick the Side that's Right”, p.2, Andrews McMeel Publishing

Like apes, we breed, sleep, and die. Yet like God we say, "I am." We are ontological oxymorons.

Peter Kreeft
Sleep, Apes, Oxymoron

The computer, being a mechanical moron, can handle only quantifiable data.

Peter Drucker
Data, Computer, Moron
Peter F. Drucker (2009). “The Effective Executive: The Definitive Guide to Getting the Right Things Done”, p.16, Harper Collins

I'm a monster, not a moron.

P. C. Cast
Monsters, Moron
P. C. Cast, Kristin Cast (2010). “Hunted: A House of Night Novel”, p.211, Macmillan

But I had loved him. A part of me still did. Maybe more than a part of me, because I'm a complete moron.

Meg Cabot
Moron, Stills

Only morons start a business on a loan?

Mark Cuban
Loan, Moron

If I were the last person on earth, some moron would turn left in front of me.

Louie Anderson
Earth, Lasts, Moron

Only some ghastly dehumanised moron would want to get rid of the Routemaster.

Ken Livingstone
Want, Moron, Ghastly
"Livingstone and the 'morons' have killed off the Routemaster" by Philip Johnston, www.telegraph.co.uk. October 24, 2005.

Bad leadership is an oxymoron.

Joseph C. Rost
Leadership, Oxymoron

A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.

Joan Rivers
Sense Of Humor, Oxymoron

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