Oxymoron Quotes

Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.

We learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.

A cautious creative is an oxymoron.

The budget was unlimited, but I exceeded it.

The concept of an inactive church member is an oxymoron. Biblically, no such church member really exists.

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

As I see it, a lukewarm Christian is an oxymoron; there is no such thing. To put it plainly, churchgoers who are 'lukewarm' are not Christians. We will not see them in heaven.

I never liked you, and I always will.

Tell them to stand closer apart.

I am not going to say I told you so, but I did.

An honest politician is an oxymoron.

I have a terrible memory; I never forget a thing.

I find the term perfect child to be an oxymoron.

An oxymoron? What's that? A moron who studies at Oxford?

I take it that a successful therapy is an oxymoron.

Why don't you pair'em up in threes?

I've been saying in the press that being a NY Post investigator reporter is an oxymoron.

The good oxymoron, to define it by a self-illustration, must be a planned inadvertency.

Like apes, we breed, sleep, and die. Yet like God we say, "I am." We are ontological oxymorons.

Bad leadership is an oxymoron.

A German sense of humor is an oxymoron.

So when my critics say that Sassy is only for alienated teenagers, I feel like responding, 'Well, isn't an unalienated teenager the biggest oxymoron?'

Dead Max was the biggest oxymoron in history.