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Moron Quotes

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons and 85% morons.

Neutrons, Moron, Proton

It is the classic fallacy of our time that a moron run through a university and decorated with a Ph.D. will thereby cease to be a moron.

Running, Classic, Moron

Sex and older women used to be considered an oxymoron, rarely mentioned in the same breath.

Sex, Used, Oxymoron

Gail Sheehy (2006). “Sex and the Seasoned Woman: Pursuing the Passionate Life”, Random House Incorporated

Every great thinker is someone else's moron.

Insult, Moron, Thinker

Umberto Eco (2007). “Foucault's Pendulum”, p.76, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt

Morons. I've got morons on my team.

Strother Martin

Team, Moron

"Fictional character: Percy Garris". "Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid", www.imdb.com. September 23, 1969.

We learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.

Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

Men, History, Oxymoron

For alarmingly large chunks of an average day, I am a moron.

Average, Fever Pitch, Moron

"Fever Pitch". Book by Nick Hornby, 1992.

A cautious creative is an oxymoron.

Creative, Oxymoron, Cautious

"Author Q&A with George Lois: Damn Good Advice". Interview with Steve Kroeter, www.designersandbooks.com. May 3, 2012.

Only a heathen would bring a gun to a sword fight.' And only a moron would bring a sword to a gunfight.

Fighting, Gun, Moron

Derek Landy (2015). “Skulduggery Pleasant -”, p.296, HarperCollins UK

The budget was unlimited, but I exceeded it.

Unlimited, Oxymoron, Funny Oxymoron

Michael Moore simultaneously represents everything I detest in a human being and everything I feel obligated to defend in an American. Quite simply, it is that stupid moron's right to be that utterly, completely wrong.

Stupid, Politics, Moron

"The Tonight Show with Jay Leno", April 03, 2003.

I'm a technological moron. I have, I have problems with like.. the television

Television, Problem, Moron

The concept of an inactive church member is an oxymoron. Biblically, no such church member really exists.

Church, Members, Oxymoron

Thom S. Rainer (2013). “I Am a Church Member: Discovering the Attitude that Makes the Difference”, p.16, B&H Publishing Group

That's the Senate Ethics Committee, an oxymoron since 1973.

Ethics, Rolex, Oxymoron

President Bush is a friend of mine. He's not a moron at all.

President, President Bush, Moron

"Inside Politics Sunday" with Kelly Wallace, www.cnn.com. November 28, 2004.

You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons.

Intelligence, Genius, Moron

Josh Lieb (2009). “I Am a Genius of Unspeakable Evil and I Want to Be Your Class President”, p.67, Penguin

As I see it, a lukewarm Christian is an oxymoron; there is no such thing. To put it plainly, churchgoers who are 'lukewarm' are not Christians. We will not see them in heaven.

Christian, Heaven, Oxymoron

Francis Chan, Preston Sprinkle (2014). “The Francis Chan Collection: Crazy Love, Forgotten God, Erasing Hell, and Multiply”, p.58, David C Cook

Its hard to decide if TV makes morons out of everyone, or if it mirrors Americans who really are morons to begin with

Mirrors, Tvs, Moron

I never liked you, and I always will.

Oxymoron, Funny Oxymoron

"Personal Quotes/ Biography". www.imdb.com.

Valkyrie: “You are such a moron.” Skulduggery: “Don't be jealous of my genius.

Jealous, Genius, Moron

Maybe I'll try to be more patient with morons.

Jonathan Safran Foer

Trying, Patient, Moron

Nature abhors a moron.

Nature, Stupidity, Moron

H.L. Mencken (2012). “Mencken Chrestomathy”, p.616, Vintage

Tell them to stand closer apart.

Funny, Witty, Funny Oxymoron

I am not going to say I told you so, but I did.

Nouriel Roubini

Told You So, Oxymoron, Funny Oxymoron

An honest politician is an oxymoron.

Honest, Politician, Oxymoron

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