I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife.
My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.
I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.
I don't get any money from my wife.
My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters.
My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.
I tell my wife all my secrets.
I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife.
Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.
I love my wife dearly, and, therefore, I've never cooked a meal, romantic or otherwise, for her.
I never take any commitment lightly, and I certainly don’t take my wife lightly. I never did and I never will. That’s permanent. That’s true love.
Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.
I'll do anything for my wife, it's turning out.
The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife.
I trust my wife more than I trust myself.
If I was your wife Sir, I'd poison you! Madam, if you were my wife, I'd let you!
My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog.
My wife and I are a team, and it's good for my work because I'm interested in working from a stable base.
My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle.
I was in love with my wife and she was in love with me. We got along wonderfully.
So writing about love or having it infuse the poems that I'm writing has never been something I've set myself to do, except when I write a poem for my wife, for an occasion, such as our anniversary.
I tell ya, with my wife, I got no sex life. Her favorite position is facing Bloomingdale's.
I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'
You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.
I'm endlessly fascinated by parenting, marriage, my wife and the ins and outs of marriage.
