I hired Sarah Palin because she was hot and got ratings.
If I were Sarah Palin, would I want to sit in an interview with someone who was secretly out to get me? Probably not.
You know, I just want to say to her (Sarah Palin), just very quickly...F-- you.
Lady Liberty and Sarah Palin are lit by the same torch.
I do not make jokes about Sarah Palin simply because I could not live in this world if I believed she was a real person.
Sarah Palin is an empty vessel ready to be filled by ideology that she doesn't even understand, and that is really scary. Nothing is more frightening than an empty vessel in power.
Sarah Palin finally heard what happened in Japan and she's demanding that we invade 'Tsunami.'
I got all the Sarah Palin I need for one lifetime.
Sarah Palin has been tagged and released back into the wild.
Here's why Sarah Palin says she won't be running for president. She says she can be more effective at getting others elected by not running. And I thought, well, that's true, because in 2008 she got Obama elected.
(Sarah Palin's) greatest hypocrisy is in her pretense that she is a woman.
Barack Obama makes more gaffes than George Bush and Sarah Palin combined and is never called on it.
Anything may be possible in America, but a Palin presidency is virtually implausible.
It is hard to know what Sarah Palin means in Republican politics anymore.
I like that lady - Sarah Palin. She's great. I like the cut of her jib.
My advice to Sarah Palin is, you've got a hot bod; don't keep it to yourself. Why wear a pantsuit when you can wear a swimsuit?
I think Sarah Palin is amazing. I totally admire her.
Sarah Palin met the wombshifter! Old Sarah and the wombshifter.
Sarah Palin is a compelling political figure.
Attending a Sarah Palin rally was simultaneously one of the strangest and most chilling events of my life.
I have the greatest appreciation for Governor [Sarah] Palin and her family. There's great joy to know them.
Asked who attacked America on 9/11, [Sarah Palin] suggested several times that it was Saddam Hussein.
As much as I disagree with Sarah Palin, there's no denying that she was the victim of sexism.
Sarah Palin's a quitter.
Sarah Palin has revealed she has tried marijuana, but she did not like it. You know, it's amazing: 200 million Americans have smoked marijuana. The only ones who don't like it seem to be elected officials. Ever notice that?
