Redneck Quotes - Page 12

You might be a redneck if there are more than ten lawsuits currently pending against your dog.

You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.

You might be a redneck if you've ever worn a dress that is strapless with a bra that isn't.

You might be a redneck if your pocketknife has ever been referred to as Exhibit A.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

Eleven on a scale of ten, honey, let me introduce you to my redneck friend.

This place is just too frickin precious," the cop said, eyeing a guy dressed in a hot pink leisure suit with makeup to match. "Give me rednecks and home-grown beer any day of the week over this X-culture bullshit.

Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us!

Cause I'm a redneck woman.

Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah.

Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.

Jeff Foxworthy had that whole "You might be a redneck" thing; Larry the Cable Guy had "Git-R-Done." Some comics have that hook. Dane Cook had that super finger. So I just caught on early on. I ran with "Fluffy."

Thomas Sowell is America's foremost public intellectual and for good reason. His work covers almost every subject imaginable- race, economics, Marxism, ethnic groups, immigration patterns, just to name a few. He is persuasive and provocative and always scintillating. I've read all his books and never been even faintly disappointed. Black Rednecks & White Liberals is no exception.

Well, I quit those days and my redneck ways.

Any questions I had about whether a redneck from Oklahoma could become a Brown Classical Philosophy professor ended when I met Tim [Blake Nelson].

There's a lot of rednecks in the country where I grew up.

I like to say, in Hollywood, you can't make a redneck movie without me. That doesn't happen. You better not do it.

At the Grammys, you walk down the halls and everyone's got five security guards. You can't talk to anybody. You always feel out of place, like, 'Hey, the rednecks are in town!

There's this false notion that this is a regional phenomenon, when in fact every state in the union has hardcore rednecks. No exceptions.

Everything they say about Elvis today is true. He was just one great guy. He wasn't jealous of anyone. I would say Elvis was really someone special when you add it all up.

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

Larry the Cable Guy has signed a deal with Cracker Barrel. Not the store. He signed a deal with a barrel full of angry rednecks.