Redneck Quotes - Page 9

First time I saw Elvis was at the Lubbock County fairgrounds in Lubbock, Texas. He was on the back end of a truck. There was about 1500 screaming kids.

He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.

You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard.

If your wife's hairdo has ever been ruined by a ceiling fan, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if an episode of Walker, Texas Ranger changed your life.

You might be a redneck if Santa Claus refuses to let your kids sit in his lap.

If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.

Do you know why it's so hard to solve a Redneck murder? 'Cause there's no dental records and all the DNA is the same.

When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.

Having a little pee in your pants had to be better than being dinner for some redneck.

'WASP' is the only ethnic term that is in fact a term of class, apart from redneck, which is another word for the same group but who are in the lower social strata, so it's inexplicably tied up with social standing and culture and history in a way that the other hyphenations just are not.

We live in the country. I'm a redneck. No, ha-ha. I live in L.A. County, but more in the hills. Not in the fancy kind! Trust me; whatever you do you do not want to come to my neighborhood!

When I first met Elvis, we had so much in common and became fast friends.

Unfortunately we just toured the East and West coasts so we didn't run into any rednecks.

We're Americans. I don't consider us to be evil, I just don't think we know any better. We're a really young culture. We're hillbillies, and the rest of the world sees us that way. I travel all over the world, and probably the only worse rednecks than us are the Australians. And they're an even younger country.

There were the phone calls and Elvis had asked me to visit him in Los Angeles. This was in 1962.

I always thought that Elvis could have been a great actor, and that he was put in a lot of unimportant movies when he could have done a lot of great ones.

In Georgia, rednecks are just wolves in wolf clothing. In Detroit, you don't know who's a redneck until you go home and meet their parents.

I always wore cowboy boots and drove a truck, and talked like this. So everywhere I would go in comedy people would say, "Foxworthy, you ain't nothing but a redneck from Georgia!" It kind of became a formula joke.

You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.

You might be a redneck if you watch Little House on the Prairie for decorating tips.

You might be a redneck if you keep a fly swatter in the front seat of the car so you can reach your kids in the back seat of the car.

You might be a redneck if your anniversary present was getting the septic tank pumped.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if you work with a shirt off... and so does your husband.