Sex Quotes - Page 25

I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?

Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them.

I would rather be thought of as pretty rather than sexy. It feels good to be voted by fans and that too in such huge numbers, but I don't think if you wear a bikini or show skin, you look sexy.

I tend to think that cricket is the greatest thing that God ever created on earth - certainly greater than sex, although sex isn't too bad either.

Forget health clinics and gyms. Sex is the best cure. One good night of sex and your problems are gone.

I would say that I am having less sex now that I’m playing in Serie B – there is more to think about in this division.

Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

It's funny, when you start talking about primitive scenes, so many people have seen their parents having sex.

Don’t do drugs, don’t have sex, and don’t touch your eyebrows.

Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the taxidermist.

I consider myself a lesbian, but I'm a bisexual lesbian.

Building a little bonfire at night on the beach and lying on a blanket with my wife under the stars is not only sexy, it's romantic.

There are some forty thousand children in California, according to the red brief, that live with same-sex parents, and they want their parents to have full recognition and full status. The voice of those children is important in this case, don't you think?

A ghost would crawl up my leg and have sex with me at an apartment a long time ago in Texas. I used to think it was my boyfriend, and one day I woke up and it wasn't. I was freaked out about it, but then I was, like, 'Well, you know what? He's never hurt me and he just gave me some amazing sex, so I have no problem.

I love work because it keeps sex in perspective. Otherwise, it can become a preoccupation.

Don't you think I was made for you? I feel like you had me ordered - and I was delivered to you - to be worn. I want you to wear me, like a watch-charm or a buttonhole bouquet.

Sex is funny and love is serious.

All you want is to be happy. All your desires, whatever they may be, are longing for happiness. Basically, you wish yourself well...desire by itself is not wrong. It is life itself, the urge to grow in knowledge and experience. It is choices you make that are wrong. To imagine that some little thing-food, sex, power, fame-will make you happy is to decieve oneself. Only something as vast and deep as your real self can make you truly and lastingly happy.

Dream big and surround yourself with brilliance, even if you end up dressed up like a flower or a sexually transmitted disease.

Hey, lady, those are some sexy-ass extensions. I guess you wont mind if I extend to you a personal invitation to party with me one-on-one in a scary motel room.

We have reason to believe that man first walked upright to free his hands for masturbation.

I think we won't be able to understand the operations of trans-phobia, homophobia, if we don't understand how certain kinds of links are forged between gender and sexuality in the minds of those who want masculinity to be absolutely separate from femininity and heterosexuality to be absolutely separate from homosexuality.

What is the one thing that 43% of men prefer over sex? Bacon!

Dear Nintendo, We need a new Mario game, where you rescue the princess in the first ten minutes, and for the rest of the game you try and push down that sick feeling in your stomach that she’s ‘damaged goods’, a concept detailed again and again in the profoundly sex negative instruction booklet, and when Luigi makes a crack about her and Bowser, you break his nose and immediately regret it. When Peach asks you, in the quiet of her mushroom castle bedroom ‘do you still love me?’ you pretend to be asleep. You press the A button rhythmically, to control your breath, keep it even.

When it comes to being a good lover, a guy has to ask a girl what she wants and be willing to give it to her.