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Snowboarding Quotes

I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed around the bodies of forty-seven-year-olds who tried to learn snowboarding.

Dave Barry (2013). “My Teenage Son's Goal in Life Is to Make Me Feel 3,500 Years Old: and Other Thoughts on Parenting from Dave Barry”, p.66, Andrews McMeel Publishing

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Frank Zappa (2003). “Frank Zappa - Apostrophe (') (Songbook)”, p.3, Hal Leonard Corporation

I've reached my goal with snowboarding.

"Shaun White On His Skateboarding Future, Hanging With Guns N’ Roses & One ‘Painful’ Miley Cyrus Song". www.accessonline.com. March 3, 2010.