Stations Quotes

Russia is a gas station masquerading as a country.

I don't approve of the John Waynes and the Gary Coopers saying "Shucks, I ain't no actor - I'm just a bridge builder or a gas station attendant." If they aren't actors, what the hell are they getting paid for? I have respect for my profession. I worked hard at it.

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I swear he said, Tire go flat? I couldn't resist. Said, Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign.

If a train doesn't stop at your station, then it's not your train.

Before you rob your first bank, knock off a couple of gas stations.

What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.

I feel like we have to keep our eyes on the road. Being nostalgic is like taking an offramp and getting a sandwich - and then you get back on the highway. I don't want to be spending the rest of my life at the gas station.

I just like people. I'll hold a conversation at a gas station. It's not about the fame and the fortune, I just like people.

Regardless of our age, experience, or station in life, we are all missionaries.

Demagoguery sells. And therefore, radio stations will put it on. But that doesn't mean that you can't do something else and also make it sell.

Nobody is just anything... everyone is of equal value, regardless of their station

I went into the gas station, said, Fill 'er up, Harry. The guy said, Regular? I said, No, put on a gorrila suit and dance like a fairy.

John R. told me you don't work for the radio station. You work for the people out there.

I listen to oldies but goodies stations, '60s and '70s music.

Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked. They must think toilet paper is worth more than money.

I've always thought space station is a great name. It should be like a gas station where we go for service and supplies before heading further out

I'm an assistant storyteller. It's like being a waiter or a gas-station attendant, but I'm waiting on six million people a week, if I'm lucky.

Someone tried to save my soul in a gas station.

Presley's what I go by, why don't you change the station.

I have candy all the time. I live on gummy bears and peach rings. They're like dried-up peaches, only dipped in sugar. You can get 'em at gas stations. They're like 99 cents for four bags. And cashews. I love cashews.

I already tried that. Something heavy metal like. And sunglasses. But it didn't work; I went to the gas station and when I left the guy at the counter said, 'bye Mr Schumacher

If your train's on the wrong track every station you come to is the wrong station.

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?

I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love, and I have to use the self service pump.

So I was at the gas station the other day, and I saw that there was braille on the pumps. I don't see how they can cater to blind drivers. I mean, there are certain rights you should lose once you lose what makes you a person.