Stupid Quotes - Page 33

Almost any difficulty will move in the face of honesty. When I am honest I never feel stupid. And when I am honest I am automatically humble.

Be crazy. Be stupid. Be silly. Be weird. Be whatever. Because life is too short to be anything but happy

We shall not grow wiser before we learn that much that we have done was very foolish.

No intelligent idea can gain general acceptance unless some stupidity is mixed in with it.

The doctors x-rayed my head and found nothing.

Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring.

If you never venture outside the box, you will probably not be creative. But if you never get inside the box, you will certainly be stupid.

An angry man is always a stupid man.

We are in the process of creating what deserves to be called the idiot culture. Not an idiot sub-culture, which every society has bubbling beneath the surface and which can provide harmless fun; but the culture itself. For the first time, the weird and the stupid and the coarse are becoming our cultural norm, even our cultural ideal.

I divide the word into learners and nonlearners. There are people who learn, who are open to what happens around them, who listen, who hear the lessons. When they do something stupid, they don't do it again. And when they do something that works a little bit, they do it even better and harder the next time. The question to ask is not whether you are a success or a failure, but whether you are a learner or a nonlearner.

Whoever said the soul and the body met in the pineal gland was a fool. It's the asshole, stupid.

From what I have observed, when the anesthesia of love wears off, there is always the pain of consequences. You don't have to be stupid to marry the wrong man.

How could I have been so stupid to ignore everything I’d had in my life? The color red alone was worth kingdoms.

One must be very strong, or very stupid, or completely exhausted to face life with indifference.

When you have success on the field, you're more popular and you have that fame that comes with it. You realize you're in the public eye more and you've got to be a little bit more careful about some of the things you're doing out in public and make sure you're smart about the things you say. You're still going to make mistakes from time to time, but you represent an even greater population and people are that much more looking for you to be in the wrong place at the wrong time or fall down or say something really stupid that's going to get you in trouble.

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others only gargle.

what a horrible loutish planet this is. the dominant species consists of sadistic morons, faces bearing the hideous lineaments of spiritual famine swollen with stupid hate. hopeless rubbish.

Will future ages believe that such stupid bigotry ever existed!

Real stupidity beats artificial intelligence every time.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

You think I am a fool, but you are a greater fool than I am.

For thirty years now, in times of stress and strain, when something has me backed against the wall and I'm ready to do something really stupid with my anger, a sorrowful face appears in my mind and asks... "Problem or inconvenience?" I think of this as the Wollman Test of Reality. Life is lumpy. And a lump in the oatmeal, a lump in the throat, and a lump in the breast are not the same lump. One should learn the difference.

I couldn't believe I'd come this far, lost Tyson, suffered through so much, only to fail - stopped by a big stupid monster in a baby-blue tuxedo kilt. Nobody was going to swat down my friends like that! I mean... nobody, not Nobody. Ah, you know what I mean.

Learn to differentiate between ignorance and stupidity.

I think clever people think that poor people are stupid.