Stupid Quotes - Page 6

Women are more balanced than men. Where the most brilliant minds have so far have mostly belonged to men, no women has ever been as stupid as a man can be.

I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Is this chicken what I have or is this fish? I know it's tuna. But it says chicken. By the sea.

In crowds it is stupidity and not mother wit that is accumulated.

A tyrant institutionalises stupidity, but he is the first servant of his own system and the first to be installed within it.

But courage which goes against military expediency is stupidity, or, if it is insisted upon by a commander, irresponsibility.

Why do you need to do a fancy cartwheel for before you hit him? It just looks stupid.

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

Had a powerful meditation just now - caused an earthquake in Southern California. Was meditating on Shiva mantra & earth began to shake. Sorry about that.

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of nothing.

Everybody has a secret world inside of them. I mean everybody. All of the people in the whole world, I mean everybody — no matter how dull and boring they are on the outside. Inside them they've all got unimaginable, magnificent, wonderful, stupid, amazing worlds... Not just one world. Hundreds of them. Thousands, maybe.

While we may continue to use the words smart and stupid, and while IQ tests may persist for certain purposes, the monopoly of those who believe in a single general intelligence has come to an end. Brain scientists and geneticists are documenting the incredible differentiation of human capacities, computer programmers are creating systems that are intelligent in different ways, and educators are freshly acknowledging that their students have distinctive strengths and weaknesses.

You'll be old and you never lived, and you kind of feel silly to lie down and die and to never have lived, to have been a job chaser and never have lived.

The genius of you Americans is that you never make clear-cut stupid moves, only complicated stupid moves which make the rest of us wonder at the possibility that we might be missing something.

Kurt had this dumb suicidal ideation - that's what I called it. I thought if we could live through this, we could live through anything.

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people.

Whoever said there's no such thing as a stupid question never looked carefully at a standardized test.

Stupidity is sufficient unto itself. Wisdom can never learn enough.

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

We all have negative days, but that doesn't mean we are pessimistic. We all do stupid things, but that doesn't mean we are stupid. It's important to be able to distinguish between what happens to us and who we are, and look forward with hope for new and better days ahead!

Religious and racial persecution is moronic at all times, perhaps the most idiotic of human stupidities.

When you give success to stupid people, it makes them more stupid sometimes and not more intelligent.

One cannot be betrayed if one has no people.

The metaphor of the king as the shepherd of his people goes back to ancient Egypt. Perhaps the use of this particular convention is due to the fact that, being stupid, affectionate, gregarious, and easily stampeded, the societies formed by sheep are most like human ones.

Humans are stupid. I'm ashamed to be human.