Stupid Quotes - Page 7

There are four types: the cretin, the imbecile, the stupid and the mad. Normality is a balanced mixture of all four.

People are too lazy and too stupid to think for themselves that we've got sitcoms with canned laughter that lets you know when to laugh if you're too stupid to know when the joke is.

Simple, clear purpose and principles give rise to complex intelligent behavior. Complex rules and regulations give rise to simple stupid behavior.

I was smart enough to use pot without getting caught, and now I'm on the Supreme Court. If you were stupid enough to get caught, that's your problem. Your appeal is denied. This 40 year sentence just might teach you a lesson.

There is no patch for stupidity.

Life is a zero sum game.

It’s just unconscionable that America has become so stupid.

I'm a lager drinker. I'm quite a stupid lager drinker. I do like my lager and mashed potatoes.

The fools of the world have been those who have established religions, ceremonies, laws, faith, rule of life.

Not ignorance, but ignorance of ignorance, is the death of knowledge.

Christmas in the Underworld was NOT my idea. If I'd known what was coming, I would've called in sick. I could've avoided an army of demons, a fight with a Titan, and a trick that almost got my friends and me cast into eternal darkness. But no, I had to take my stupid English exam.

PowerPoint makes us stupid.

Oh, innocent victims of Cupid, remember this terse little verse: To let a fool kiss you is stupid. To let a kiss fool you is worse.

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it.

We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?

In view of the fact that God limited the intelligence of man, it seems unfair that He did not also limit his stupidity.

Honestly, if you were any slower, you’d be going backward.

Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas.

The deeper I go in considering the vanities of popular reasoning, the lighter and more foolish I find them. What greater stupidity can be imagined than that of calling jewels, silver, and gold "precious," and earth and soil "base"?

I like jazz, but I could never play it. You just sit there with a guitar the size of a Chevy on your chest, wearing a stupid hat, playing the same solo for an hour.

The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history.

Yeah, well, I'm crazy, but I'm not stupid, hopefully. And I think we're all a bit crazy if we do anything that's deviant. I've studied a great deal on deviance and aberrant behavior. Most of the interesting people I've ever met have been deviant in one form or another.

He must be very ignorant for he answers every question he is asked.

Some of the colonizers do understand and quickly retreat, while some, because they are stupid, continue colonizing others, increasing the suffering, deaths, injuries, defeat and humiliation. The people colonized by Abyssinia will be free. Eritrea will be free, and they cannot refuse to let them be free. Western Somalia will be free, and they cannot refuse to grant it freedom. The numerous Abo will be free because this is history, and no one can prevent the sunshine from reaching us.

Most entrepreneurial ideas will sound crazy, stupid and uneconomic, and then they’ll turn out to be right.